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Technology botherer at the BBC.

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⁦@Jamiewa50042387⁩ How about this beauty in Nenthead?

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

Just spotted @SimonforStroud out campaigning; a local GP for 30 years, he pioneered social prescribing, using the arts to improve people’s health. A far better candidate to help Stroud than the current parachuted Tory. Go Simon 🙌👏👏👏👏

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Hey @SimonForStroud your QR code is disabled.

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@simondbarnes @tomlevell Here's a handy summary of recent events:

https://t.co/VbALLasE16

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Hey chums. If any of you have #Mastodon accounts please add your handle to your bio here.

If you do anyone who follows you here will be able to find you over there.

See you on the other side.

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@simondbarnes @tomlevell With cojones like that you should ask Elon for a job :)

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@LukeB_MTB Good call. Done!

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@simondbarnes Dunno. Doesn't seem impossible.

I've pretty much stopped looking at this account already though.

Mastodon is just a much more pleasant space. In comparison it seems pretty grim here.

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Ah. https://t.co/6nQnr3G1Vv is down. Busy day I guess.

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@Herring1967 It keeps the riff-raff out.

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@ACNewman I'm on an ELO tip now. Thanks!

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@marccdavison @simondbarnes @Jontafkasi @fejling Discord?

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@doctorow What kind of maniac groups a UK phone number like that?

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@no_offenc @fesshole I also wish to know.

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Most vanity memoirs exist because their author has failed to understand that “you’ve had such an interesting life; you should write about it” means “shut the fuck up; it’s a shit story and we’ve heard it a hundred times”

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All hail our new PM Michael Green.

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Actual WTF.

[ThinkyThoughtHead @mrstth]

GRUNT fucking CHAPS tho?!

Lest we forget:
✅Blacklisted for 19 / 20 business sites for ©️ infringement
✅Threatened a constituent with legal action for saying he had multiple pseudonyms
✅Admitted he had 'over-firmly denied' that last thing

Seriously now, wtf is happening?

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I’m humbled by the extraordinary courage and commitment it takes to enter a supermarket and pour milk on the floor with scant regard for one’s own safety. Heroes.

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@AdamRutherford I cried reading the review.

Obviously that doesn't make me any finer a human than you.

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Hey @monzo may I please have access to my bank account? I know you need the security theatre - but surely my claim to my own cash should trump yours, right?