Andy at the Airport

Live life on airplane mode.

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

My fellow passengers are accusing me of being a “flight attendant’s pet” because I’m making sure everyone has their tray tables up and carryons stowed for take off. Just because I don’t have an official @JetBlue uniform doesn’t mean I can’t help prepare the crew for takeoff.

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Of all the personal items that airlines could choose to provide customers for free, the barf bag is the one they chose. A good choice and a well deserved patent. @uspto @SouthwestAir @PTPGOfficial

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Currently watching the fabulous @SouthwestAir flight attendants demonstrate how to properly buckle the airplane seat belt. To be honest, I already know how. But it never hurts to get a quick refresher before digging in on a fresh buckling.

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Good morning everyone, except people who talk about Bruno.

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Just downloaded @UberEats thinking it was like regular Uber but they give you a ride AND bring you your favorite food. Turns out it’s just a food delivery service. The driver was confused when I got in the back seat and started eating my burrito. @Uber @Uber_Support

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Hi @SouthwestAir there’s been a terrible mistake. They forgot to put in outlets on my plane. Any chance they can install them real quick before we take off??

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Congrats to all the people in Southwest B boarding group. Y’all nerds managed to check in early. Friggin nerds glued to your phones. Friggin nerds.

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

@ggreenwald Admit it Glenn, you would LOVE to party with Hunter Biden. Just a night full of drugs, cash, state secrets. My guy Hunter sounds fun.

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

The airport is filled with two kinds of people. Those who get there early and get prime seating in the concourse. And those who get there late and ruin the prime seating by sitting right next to the early people. That’s me :)

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Considering booking a flight with @FlyFrontier which is apparently just like @SpiritAirlines, which I swore I’d never fly again. Frontier, do you also suck really bad? I hope not…

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

@US_FDA @DrWoodcockFDA Janet: it’s not too late to delete the press release and HAVE THE DANG FEBRUARY 15th meeting!!! The vaccine is ready for under 2s. HAVE THE MEETING. STOP POSTPONING.

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

@RepAndyBiggsAZ Are you comparing Biden to Reagan?

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

@JessLReid Where’s you get it? Thought it was coming out tomorrow??!

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

@CNN No tv shows have even come out cuz of pandemic so what will award be

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

@Jumpshot8 @spurs @BrooklynNets I would call it Duncan, Parker, Manu, Pop and RC Buford Culture. Too bad the unhealthy San Antonio fans to game who stay at fried foods stand at halftime and then rip teams when they win about Heat culture on Twitter are not on board yet about the meaning of a culture! 🥸

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

@Jumpshot8 Late arriving fans? Most fans of any and every NBA team can’t even afford to sit in the lower bowl, let alone go to a game at all. NBA fans are much more than those who you see on the telecast.

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Life goal: Be as proud as hotel gift shops are that serve Starbucks coffee.

@Starbucks @hotelscomhelp

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Would you pay extra for a @TSA agent to give you a 2 minute massage while they frisk you at security? Could be a good revenue source for the #BuildBackBetterAct !!!

@JoeBiden @Clear @AskTSA @SpeakerPelosi @tedcruz @CawthornforNC

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Hey @JetBlue is this cheating if I can see my battleship opponent’s screen like this?

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

@wedontexisthere Hiya Gonca

[Andy at the Airport @AndyAtAirport]

Hey @Reagan_Airport @DCATravelersAid your screens are worthless. What flight is this baggage claim thing for?