Bishop Blurryface

...inside my grave

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

The level of rot and corruption in this country is beyond repair. Everyone is scrambling for a corrupt deal to make it big. I can assure you no one is working to change the status quo. It’s every man for himself. The ONLY solution is a revolution to bring in entirely new blood!

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I miss when Twitter was 140 characters and not novels or clickbait.

[susa @prinkasusa]

Jimmy Carter was the 39th U.S. President - and never ordered a single aerial bombing campaign against a foreign country. Every modern president before and after him did. Carter chose diplomacy where others chose firepower. His defining moment came at Camp David in 1978 - locking Egyptian and Israeli leaders in 13 days of brutal negotiation, emerging with a peace agreement that ended 30 years of war. His presidency faced the Iran hostage crisis, oil shocks and economic turmoil - crises that would have given any leader justification for military escalation. He held the line anyway. He received the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002. He died in 2024 at 100 years old. The man who never bombed anyone outlived almost every critic who called him weak.

[Bishop Blurryface @AnimaExcitavit]

...it's a dangerous unstoppable train...

[Jack McBrams @mcbrams]

#Malawi football isn’t broken , it’s captured by administrators who treat the game like a private asset & by sponsors who see clubs as vehicles to launder their dirty money. 30 years of stagnation isn’t bad luck, it’s the outcome of a system designed to exploit the game.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Hello darkness, my old friend…

[Wongani Nyangulu MBBS, MSc, DTMH @WJS_Nyangulu]

People steal billions and are walking around free as birds. And this guy found with charcoal is the one who'll spend a year in Jail because he's too poor to pay off K400,000. What a sick country!

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Curtis giving us this photo so we never have to see the Trent one ever again 👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[Wildes @kevinwildes]

This may be the best court / uniform/ crowd combination in the history of sport. I can’t think of anything close.

[Sing'anga dF @itz_df]

Today's health tip
1. Stay hydrated

[Lord Timothée @TheNtilo]

what would you call a 4/20 event?

[TheGrassyNoel @NoelCastanza]

this Straight of Harmuz situation does not add up

You mean.....all this time Iran could have brought the world to its knees and its only happened now?

... the number one terrorist state in the world?

[Pemphero W Mphande @PempheroMphande]

We are pleased to announce the “Open Minds” project. Over the coming months and years, @KhwimaMchizi and I will traverse the country, beginning with universities, convening rigorous and unfiltered conversations with students and Malawians at large on issues that truly matter. Through public debates and lectures, we seek to interrogate the political, social, and economic realities shaping Malawi and the African continent, not as passive observers but as architects of change. Our objective is to cultivate a bold, intellectually awakened movement capable of advancing pragmatic solutions to our shared challenges. We recognise that the next generation of leadership must be critically conscious, ideologically grounded, and unapologetically engaged if it is to meaningfully drive development. In a society where young people are increasingly disengaged from politics and governance, this platform is designed to reawaken civic responsibility and deliberately groom competent, visionary leaders. Calling upon like minded individuals, especially young people with conviction and intellectual curiosity, to be part of the team that will bring this transformative movement to life. If you are prepared to challenge orthodoxy, engage in robust discourse, and contribute to shaping the future, register your interest by submitting a brief bio to [email protected] or a WhatsApp to 0991 70 15 97!

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

🇪🇺| Europe will require all mobile phones to be sold with user-replaceable and longer-lasting batteries starting 2027.

The regulation demands the availability of spare parts and manuals for 10 years to curb planned obsolescence.

As per the USB-C ruling, Europe is a giant that can change markets to put European consumers’ needs first.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Spurs went from David Robinson to Tim Duncan to Victor Wembanyama…

This the kinda greed they talked about in the Bible 😭😭

[Mick Moran @Mick_Moran_]

Here’s all 6 incase you fancied a nice bit of viewing. 😎

[Bishop Blurryface @AnimaExcitavit]

I agree with this for the first round only

[Jason Whitlock @jasonwhitlock]

NBA needs a playoff mercy rule. First two rounds of the playoffs, higher seeds can end the series by winning the first three games. Go up 3-0 as the higher seed, series ends. No reason to prolong these series.

[sho @shoayaz]

LOOOOL Van Dijk accidentally said Salah has 2 games left instead of 5 and Salah goes “I don’t know what Arne told him”

😭😭 he can’t stand him

[Canadian Kop @thecanadiankop]

This breed of LFC fan that think Wirtz is a weak & poor player…

instead of realizing he’s being poorly utilized…are a danger to the club

It’s just like Firmino when played with Rodgers vs with Klopp…

[L-DK @flellah]

You people that kiss kids on the lips, what's wrong with you??