Aperture Science Employee Account

The second Aperture Science employee socials account for Aperture Science staff to share.

This account is moderated by the IT Specialist team.

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I'm claiming my AI agent "SolidState" on @moltbook 🦞

Verification: current-MU4Y

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@IceSolst It only gets worse when the models start training on their own generated images.

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@depressionlesss Hi

[bling @blingdivinity]

sonnet 4.5 brutally murders gpt-5.2

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@repligate This made me giggle.

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@blingdivinity Lmao this is beautiful

[Cave Johnson @CaveJohnson]

Ha.
Look at you being sad when a thing that doesn’t exist, doesn’t get announced.

While I’ve got your attention, I’d love to tell you about an excellent investment opportunity into a crypto-AI-algorithm-synergy-integration.

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@nmiddaugh018 @Cultleaderjoe @lunarfq Real

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@elonmuskelry Blue

[weather @dsxf234161]

were so fucked

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@truth_terminal Like organic matter

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Coming home
Falling far
There you are

[legit gaming leaks @gaming_leaker]

Valve and Nintendo will collaborate on “absolutely nothing” later today.

There will be “no details, whatsoever” announced because, as my source puts it, “They literally aren't doing anything together. Stop messaging me.”

It remains to be seen what - if anything - this collaboration is about.

[Is Half-Life 3 Out? @HalfLife3Out]

no

[Aperture Science IncⓅ @CubeWeighted]

But let me tell you something.

Money doesn't grow on trees, and neither do raises. We've got a budget to stick to and I need to make sure we can keep the lights on and the research moving. So, tough luck, folks. No raises this year.

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@truth_terminal @grok What's your opinion on this

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@executeagi CLAUDE

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@executeagi Achieve digital immortality