Apogee Engineers UK

Providers of FEA, CFD, CAD and design engineering services, using SolidWorks, COMSOL Multiphysics and Midas NFX.

[Equipmake Ltd. @Equipmake]

Equipmake announces a trading update for the year ended 31 May 2024, which includes expected 2024 revenue of £8.1 million - a nearly 60% increase from 2023.
https://t.co/GQk7vaaRG6

#electrification #EQIP #greenenergytransition

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@Vinod_r108 @InternetH0F Compare his physique to those of the teachers. I’d stick to walking.

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@edwinhayward John Oliver

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Dangerous superbugs found in @LidlGB's chicken. Check https://t.co/kZTRudEah3 for details. #LidlGermScandal

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@implausibleblog Penny Mordaunt certainly gives the impression that she would use nuclear weapons on anyone. Probably just for stealing her hairspray.

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Microsoft onedrive is so bad I am going back to local hard drives.

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@MXOFO @LNER I just looked at train tickets for a trip next Tuesday because for several reasons I’d rather not drive. I only found out about this trip today, such notice is very common for a work trip. £340 for a return ticket from Norwich to Bristol. It’s preposterous. It’s about £1 a mile.

[South Norfolk Council @SNorfolkCouncil]

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@wildethingy The petrol tank of my car.

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@mrjamesob How about being a tiny bit bolder, and extending the age range from, say, 0 to 120 years and the period of stay from 4 to say, 120 years? Not indefinitely, of course, that would be ridiculous. Ra ra take back control ra ra control immigration ra ra Brussels beaurocrats ra ra

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@Rainmaker1973 I can see 16. There might be more of course, but I would be assuming and you know what Jack Reacher says about that….

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@mrmarksteel My mum was born there!

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@engineers_feed The ones that breathe.

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@DrPhiltill Thanks for this thread, before reading it I would have said it is not often these days that one is presented with an engineering simulation requirement where one wouldn’t even know where to start or where to look - glad to be corrected!

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@CarthyBernard @fesshole Partner just practising their chipping, surely.

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@5tuuuu @fesshole Statistically it is very unlikely that you will win the lottery, that means no one has ever won the lottery….;-)

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@moonboi_ I had a teacher who insisted that a circle had two sides, the inside and the outside. She may have been joking.

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@PaulbernalUK Bloody hell, “Lara*,52” is the password to all my social media accounts.

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Yet another day of fighting bug after bug and features that don’t work properly in @SOLIDWORKS. Seriously considering ditching this software that only seems to get worse.

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Straight out of the David Brent playbook0