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begrudgingly ⚾️ (🐻 & 🧦) //💍 @pickleknee // she/her

[ari @AriJordan_]

Knowing the current stability of this website, no better time to share work than rn!

In my quest to visit as many MLB ballparks as possible, I decided to start a project where I review every ballpark. And, for extra fun, I even put them into tiers!

https://t.co/ZlYkkLzdBO

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

This is the easiest one of these I’ve ever seen. Anyone who doesn’t choose B should be investigated by the FBI because something isn’t right.

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

Watching the simpsons. Rewatched the episode where Homer invents lean and Moe steals credit for it. Classic stuff

[The Simpsons Daily @_SimpsonsFan]

They are defending themselves somehow

[gd @YasmaniGrandaI]

jordan leasure

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s why the Pope’s woke encyclical is a disgrace.

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[emily north @north0fnorth]

being born and raised in cook county gives you an automatic giant aura boost

[Iggy @Iggy30424]

I am a Chicagoan before I am an American

[baseballmode jos @nosiejaron]

made the most of zine club work time

[xX_falsegrindgf @realxemo]

i don’t worry too much about chicago transplant discourse because what did you expect me to do — live my entire life in indianapolis indiana? be serious

[ari @AriJordan_]

@shanlizziesull This is so disturbing to me

[Casual Hoya @CasualHoya]

Gave a speech at my son’s bar mitzvah yesterday about how I have ruined his life by making him a fan of the New York Mets.

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Republicans suddenly want religion out of politics lol

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

I am the first person in my bloodline to read the sentence “Mr. Met is a raging antisemite”

[Pat Timlin @pat_timlin]

If LeBron James had his way, this game wouldn’t exist.

[ari @AriJordan_]

What happens to a person after consuming one week of White Sox baseball:

[Rich Raho @RichRaho]

In complete silence, Pope Leo lies prostrate in St. Peter’s Basilica as the Good Friday Liturgy of the Passion of the Lord begins.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me too spheal

[꩜ @adorewordss]

i can't believe its april already, time flies when you're anxious everyday of your life