Ashley

my friends are funnier than me

[🍯🪴✨ @agavedelacasa]

aaaand just like that, blue lives matter didn’t matter anymore

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

For eight years, Joe was the last one in the room whenever I faced a big decision. He made me a better president. And today, we have the chance to elect Joe and Kamala to build our country back better. But it’s going to take every single one of us. Vote: https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[Ashley @AshleykNelson2]

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Sophy: “sometimes when I need to cry I rewatch the eagles winning the Super Bowl.”

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday. We’re also celebrating #FridayThe13th, so we’re going to up the prize this week!

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[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday retweet this tweet and you’re entered to win 8 free slice cards! #ianspizza

[kelly @kelllicopter]

john mulaney’s wife makes victorian lampshades and andy samberg‘s wife plays the harpsichord so what i’m hearing is that i need to get really good at something that was popular in the 1600s and a cool successful comedian will marry me

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday! Retweet this tweet and you’ll be entered to win 8 free slice cards! We’ll pick one lucky follower on Monday! #IansPizza

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

It’s #FreePizzaFriday time! Retweet this tweet and we’ll pick one lucky follower to receive 8 free slice cards! #IansPizza

[Ian's Pizza Madison @IansMadison]

Happy #FreePizzaFriday! Retweet this tweet and you’ll be entered to win 8 free slice cards! We’ll pick one lucky follower who retweets this tweet on Monday morning! #IansPizza

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

You know what? Vasectomies are reversible. Why not just make all men get them? And then if they're truly ready to be a father, they can undo them.

What's that? You have problems with this? Yes, you're right, it's wrong to regulate men's bodies like that.

[Ashley @AshleykNelson2]

Update: not working.

[Ashley @AshleykNelson2]

My moms trying to change @heyjordanhere for lent I guess

[Ashley @AshleykNelson2]

we are playing Yahtzee and Alita thought to get a full house your dice had to equal 25......

[StoughtonVikingsGBB @VikingsGBB]

Thank you seniors💕

[StoughtonVikingsGBB @VikingsGBB]

#NewProfilePic #seniorszn 🏀😈

[StoughtonVikingsGBB @VikingsGBB]

so one week? 😈🏀

[Ashley @AshleykNelson2]

Can we all take a minute to appreciate this senior pic of Renee #lionking

[Paige Heimsoth @paigeheimsoth]

I bet they’re transparent

[Ryan Sesselman @RyanSesselman]

She’s tough. But she’s worth it