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[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[george 🎏 @gmbarnard22]

can't believe he was 29 here

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

You’ll never be her

[Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison]

“AI is going to replace you”

Oh yeah? I’d like to see AI email “please see attached” and forget to attach the attachment.

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I still think Four Seasons Total Landscaping is the most absurd thing to happen in US politics

[Harry Sword @HarrySword]

Imagine Cilla Black doing ‘earth song’ by Michael Jackson.

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

You are out of sperm...

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

Authenticators be like: Is this you logging in on your laptop at the same office you’ve worked at for five years????

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Look what I got. Now people will stop intentionally ramming our car!

#Simpsons

[ayox @ayblaaack]

when i randomly remember one of my shirts i haven't seen in a while

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Shaving my balls before going to the dentist just in case

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

So crazy that I decided to go across town on everyone’s official first day driving a car or perhaps even seeing one. Congrats to all

[Will @willglloyd]

imagine showing this image to someone 15 years ago

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[Kristen @Kica333]

The worst thing about trying to parallel park is the witnesses.