Audrey June

Queer Lesbian (She/Her/Bitch/Princess) | Femme | Brat | Oldest Millennial | (Relationship) Anarchist | Your family already loves me

[Audrey June @AssumeACanOpenr]

I wrote a bunch of words today about Mira Bellwether, her death, and my grief.

https://t.co/JJJyET5W51

[Audrey June @AssumeACanOpenr]

@CiberCafePaloma @RyanFruge1 @BartHanson @HCLPokerShow the main event a freezeout for everyone, one of the few wsop freezeout events left

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@_Jason_Dean_ @TrueSlazac puttint Bangladesh with India is a choice 😬

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@BlightYoakam @falseroxy oh, he was fucking alright

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@5708ski @kevin_smith45 @krassenstein in fact it’s happened 16 times before: 1950, 1956, 1960, 1966, 1968, 1969, 1975, 1993, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2011, 2014, 2017, and 2018

this isn’t even counting when they gave it to “the computer” or “the endangered earth” or “the spirit of ukraine”

[Audrey June @AssumeACanOpenr]

@mungowitz do people not know that you do not have to immediately send your child to kindergarten? if they have an august birthday, you can always hold them back and they can be the oldest kid instead—this is completely viable.

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@quadcarl FDT, but I am pretty sure he was referring to this the RBOB Gasoline futures market (he has no concept of what the retail price is, of course)

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@lizanalgaib @coryarg @autogynefiles 2016

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@falseroxy “tell me you don’t know a goddamn thing about Roxy without telling me you don’t know a goddamn thing about Roxy”

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

people who pretend fat women aren't hot are baffling to me. look how many places there are to put your hands.

[Audrey June @AssumeACanOpenr]

Whenever I see the phrase “can’t be topped,” it does not matter what the context is, I will automatically picture a 45 year old butch rolling up her flannel and looking me dead in the eye before saying “We’ll see about that,” before flashing a flirtatious and knowing wink.

[yr good friend gracie @clothingweapon]

honestly the only threes pieces of advice i have for trans people are:

•read every piece of trans theory, history, and fiction you can get yr hands on

•work to reduce and then eliminate yr negative self-talk

•improve yr posture

everything else, just use yr best judgment

[Audrey June @AssumeACanOpenr]

@falseroxy this is an excellent double feature

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@MileHightheGrey not that every transition story involves that level of depression, but it is definitely one of the narratives.

anyway, yes, fables and stories of transformation are often seen as relatable to trans folks, and The Little Mermaid is not exception.

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@MileHightheGrey now go watch Barbie (2023) through this lens and consider the story of a someone who goes from intrusive and unexplained thoughts of death to transforming into a Real Person at the end.

[theo @sevariia]

when u tell a cis person ur trans and they start detransitioning u in their mind

[Audrey June @AssumeACanOpenr]

@BartHanson A few times a month seems about right. I really don’t pay much attention but I definitely notice whenever they bunch together because it is rare.
I also don’t pay much attention if it happens after we get all the money in pre-flop.

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@falseroxy Dream date, tbh