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Mallam @GovKaduna @elrufai with King of comedy @Mc_Asubaba https://t.co/rW54gHIDZw

[WORLD WIDE 🦁 @asubaba_wwide]

Anyone who doesn’t like mallam @elrufai @GovKaduna hasn’t yet met mallam or he doesn’t even know mallam or he is a corrupt mallam.🇳🇬

[Fatima Ahmed @timtim94]

😂 https://t.co/yZNb1Jt6np

[KENSHI ( 剣士 ) 🥷 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 @sir_FBT]

@Badisha__ @Ahmed_tura @K_Hdeen 😂😂😂 https://t.co/bW6WtcqwDj

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Today 4pm coming through

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iPhone6s for N250,000?? *sighs* The airplane mode on it had better be able to actually fly.

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You can't even do 'Truth and Dare' with Igbo girls. They will just dare you to send N3000 MTN, N3000 Glo and N2500 airtel recharge cards

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Relationships these days though:
Love at FIRST Sight,
Sex At FIRST Night and
Break Up At FIRST Fight.

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African parents want you to reach the airport 6 hours before departure, so you can help wash the plane and sweep the floor.

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Kissing in the rain is romantic....until thunder fires both of you.

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It's a Man's responsibility to provide for a woman because the last time a woman did, they were both kicked out of the garden of Eden

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AMOS- Obi check my result. If it's bad, send "Hi". If very bad, send "Greet Ur dad"
2hrs later
OBI- Greet Ur dad, family,& Ur entire village

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Dear 'runs girls', if your boyfriend wasn't seated at the Eagles square on the 29th May, 2015, Please change your career.

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Only in Nigeria that you'd find a currency with home and away jersey👇 https://t.co/gckZwVyzEy

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“No matter how person chop Belle-Full, space go always dey for meat” - Ibrahim Babangida, 1987.

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Buhari: I like coke.

Social Media: Buhari declares war against Pepsi. 😂😂😂

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How to start a conversation with strangers in Nigeria:

1) Enter a commercial bus
2) Say these wrds "I dnt understand what Buhari is doing"

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Someone cannot even trust Samsung again ! If I buy S7 edge now, Before you finish charging it, they've already released S8 😞

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When you're sick and people are advising you to take drugs, but deep down you know it's only money that can heal you

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Which tap is supplying the bucket with water? Only 10% of the world's population can solve this. RT when you get it

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This is the only Chelsea that we recognise. https://t.co/yVDrZDsU5S