Brians Not Bombs

It was never safe

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

I did notsee the twist coming...

[phd thesis deadline in 82 days @uncanny_eli]

there is a public listing on Rightmove right now for a house in Spilsby, UK (a small town of ~3000 people). it looks like a normal house

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

Do not high-five the airplanes

[Nicolás Larenas ✈️ @n_larenas]

¡Airbus #A350 de Iberia golpeado durante arco de agua! Así quedó el winglet del recién estrenando avión de Iberia en #Guayaquil al ser golpeado por el camión de bomberos durante el arco de agua de bienvenida. Investigación en marcha 👇

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

@Poerbler The missed opportunity of just having a single blue stripe on the helmet...

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

Guys, are my new tires racist?

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

Mango is not good and you've all been gaslit into thinking "tropical = delicious"

[Hoops @Hoopss]

What opinion will get you in this position?

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

@Fat_Electrician The best explanation I've ever heard is : "The Army is a corporation, and the Marine Corps is a cult."

[Andrew Kalista @KalistaAndrew]

No better coach for developing a strong armed, big bodied, pocket passer. Sky is the limit!

Huge get.

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

East Coast kids moving to Denver :

[Epic Maps 🗺️ @theepicmap]

Today I learned that Denver is a Great Plains city.

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

What the....

[Evil Matt Campbell @MattChampbell]

Oldest finished freshman year at Altoona so we had to try it on the way out of town.

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

Also,
in NO GALAXY, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM is Rutgers Boba Fett.
Rutgers is Jar Jar because the entire story line of the being in the Big Ten is, "why are you here again?"

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

Making Michigan Luke fits so perfectly with my Luke narrative.
He might win in the end, but he is hands down, the biggest whiniest piece of shit in the entire galaxy, and the only reason he's successful is because literally everyone else props him up.

[The Big Ten Huddle 🎙️ @TheBigTenHuddle]

May the 4th be with you!

I asked @grok for the perfect Star Wars character for each Big Ten football team, and here is what it gave me.

Who did it get right? 👇

[horse @horsetwting]

fuck you

[Name cannot be blank @notpghguyinva]

@ChrisDokish The line outside of the Fan studios when Fillipponi challenges people to fights

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Behold: The place where if the Steelers draft Drew Allar I’ll quit my job.

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

Nobody. Because the browns will do it themselves.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

who is stopping this passing attack?

QB Shedeur Sanders
QB Deshaun Watson
WR Jerry Jeudy
WR KC Concepcion
WR Denzel Boston
WR Cedric Tillman
TE Harold Fannin Jr.

[coward’s ratio @CowardsRatio]

Ruining some kid’s life

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

Are the NFL network sound engineers are riding the struggle bus or are those Pittsburgh loud speakers just waaaay too powerful?

[Brians Not Bombs @BDub161]

@MattisRedacted *with horrifically outclassed small arms