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I tweet to improve my brevity.

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These birds have definitely covered more ground in their current state than when they were………. um… birds.

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@mileszs

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Hodor would’ve been terrible at Wordle.

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@mileszs Also: the last time I referenced Barry Jive was while talking about heardle, which you should definitely be playing if you aren’t already.

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@mileszs I have no horse in the Arcane race, but “waste of a band name” is some savage, Barry-Jive-level, musician shade.

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@noahcoffey I don’t want to be pedantic, but America is actually 237 years older than what you have documented here.

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Super excited by yesterday’s story in @RollingStone about the @alyankovic movie. It was enough to get me writing again, so I humbly submit the first page of my companion proposal “for your consideration.”

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@Chris_Bly “Great white buffalo.”

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@mileszs @kyleashipley This! This is a thing I care about! I’ve argued for years (with no one in particular) that laws are programming for communities - I know that’s not blowing any minds in this thread - and deserve the same practices and tools to enable open peer review and decrufting.

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@Wendys Attn: @Arbys

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@CoinbaseSupport If crypto/crypto conversions don’t have transaction fees, and UST is holding steady at $1.00/coin, how does $114 worth of LINK only yield 111 UST?

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There’s a certain irony to buying an @Apple Pencil, engraved with a quote to celebrate being a southpaw, only to realize the engraving process caters to right-handed legibility. 😆

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@mileszs I did the same a couple months ago. Ultimately landed on Autonomous - happy to share thoughts if you’re interested!

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@elonmusk You’re a Dog Trainer. The only trick you teach dogs to do is climb up on top of things.

“Will Fido be able to come down from being that high up?”

[confused]
“.........why would you want him to do that?”

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@elonmusk An episode of The Beverly Hillbillies (including shot-for-shot remake of intro/song), where Jed Clampett is replaced by Nikola Tesla, “bubblin’ crude” is replaced by static electricity, and every social interaction is punctuated by inadvertently shocking the other parties.

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On the same day, we flew a helicopter on Mars and vaccines are available to all adults in the US. We are capable of so much when we are ambitious.

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Meh. #DogeDay

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@coleydotco “We have such wonderful things to show you.”

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@mileszs May 10th and ready to SLAP HANDS.

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Proper viewing order:
1. Mad Max (1979)
2. The Road Warrior (1981)
3. Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
4. California Love (1995)
5. Fury Road (2015)