The Gayer blaseball Commissioner

The Groundskeeper for @BOS_flowers (Any pronouns, it's inconsequential only the ground matters) still the Gayer Blaseball Commissioner #TheCommash

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I have been allowed to share a photo of him

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I know a Boston terrier named Beantown, he's even the color of Boston baked beans. Try to get more Boston than that

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@BfWinkler 😔

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@blasebaIl

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@bIasebaII :(

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As the gayer blaseball commissioner I'd like to take this moment to remember Parker McMillan III, RIV

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@blaseball What happened to Parker?

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@caseblaseball // ooc: omfg have people actually asked you legal questions

["Ace" Chambers Simmons @TheAceChambers]

Dang yes, Beams win.

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Trans Enbys are Enbys

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Trans women are women

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Trans rights.

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Trans men are men

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@BatesBentley1 You would question me?

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Hey. Thank God that some microtransaction happy company isn't running Blaseball.

Imagine how fast people would have fallen off if you had to pay to add new players to teams ala a gacha, or if you had to drop real money to view each match like those pier side telescopes.

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I'm very upset that after covering the moon in grass it disappears

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@MiamiBlaseball @BlaseballNews Good luck getting your 50$

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Me and Raye got work to do

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I may have let the garden overgrow a bit 😬 that's what you get when you cover the moon in grass

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Who is still the best team in blaseball?

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Good energy everyone?

["Ace" Chambers Simmons @TheAceChambers]

Pretty dang glad we dang planted those spidermums for Cali in the dang Garden now. They dang were my moms' favorites. Dang thought that if there was dang lightning, Cali might dang come back as a spider/flower being. But if what I dang think is true ... this is dang better.

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@BfWinkler Yeah! We've got fireflies now!