Bryan Darling

#yeg multisensory #marketing consultant. Writing, psychology, & #neuromarketing guy.

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Anybody else find it strange that @CrowdStrike started crashing a couple of days before the bad update was pushed? To me, it looks like some people already knew… @SECGov

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@korymath Apocalypse.

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@ZerotheSkepic @DavidStaplesYEG This upcoming summer might be one of the worst for forest fires yet. 😭

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@vintibo @DavidStaplesYEG All this tells me is that you haven’t been to Montreal recently. And it’s all the cars and the lack of garages or underground parking that make it hard to find parking in residential areas. 🤷‍♂️ Imagine thinking you have a right to store your private car in public property.

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@DaintyWilder So 4-5 times a day is out of the question? ☹️

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@captain_clegg_1 @ApostateProphet You obviously haven’t read it very carefully. They are referred to as “Philistines” throughout the Bible.

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@VShah78 @ApostateProphet That’s not really the same. What WOULD be the same would be if the British—when they left India—decided to give Ladakh to Mongolia because it was once part of the Mongol Empire… then acted shocked when the Indians living in Ladakh objected to their land being given to Mongolia.

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@Kenneth7982 😭😭

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@JasonOnTheDrums @AugustStarlight Dunno, Albertans are terrible drivers. I think occasional driver re-testing was a good thing, they just couldn’t figure out how to make it efficient so they scrapped it rather than fix it.

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@BrianJeanAB Brian, how can you have watched the Fort McMurray fires and still be in climate change denial? We need to get off fossil fuels.

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@ABDanielleSmith https://t.co/mYrh1smdKh

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🧵UCP answers to CPP questions during the election

The week before the election, Smith is asked:

"the prospect, the door still being open to pulling out of the Canada Pension Plan... Would those folks be wrong?"

"No one is touching anybody's pension"

1/3 #ableg #abpoli

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@greg_ws @aaronpaquette Yeah, not sure why that station couldn’t have been 1 block west. Would have been better for businesses at ECC too, I think.

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@shakepay Are you still giving away swag for reaching one year of consecutive shakes? My friend did but does t have a Twitter account / know how to reach out.

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@DavidKuchel @EliotJacobson It’s been a pretty steady uptick since the Industrial Revolution. Some breaks to the trendline for a decade here or there, but the trend line has been pretty clear for the last 250 years.

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@DShepYEG Hi David! I just wanted to say that I hope you run for NDP leadership one day!

[Jonathan Teghtmeyer 🇺🇦 @atypicalalbertn]

Curious to know when @AmarjeetSohiYEG will pass the Edmonton Sovereignty Within a United Alberta bylaw. #ableg #yeg

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@cspotweet Thanks for nothing, UCP!

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@sheilawalker73 @bigblu54 Orphan well program and the abandoned wells R Star program are two separate things. There are lots of profitable companies with lots of abandoned wells they just “haven’t gotten around to yet” despite record profits and layoffs.

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@McAllisterBruce @ABDanielleSmith Nah, Albertans are just dumb and think that changing the leader magically fixed the issues of the UCP party. It’s still a terrible party, just with a new leader.

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Raise the corporate tax!!

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About that lagging performance.