Hank Scorpio

barstool sports reporter

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

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[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It would make the private insurance companies very, very angry if you retweeted this.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The billionaire class wants us to lose.
The drug industry wants us to lose.
The military-industrial complex wants us to lose.
Private insurance companies want us to lose.
Wall Street wants us to lose.

But when people stand together and vote, we will win. #VoteForBernie

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Remember: our "crazy idea" of universal health care is a reality in:

Australia
Austria
Belgium
Canada
Chile
Czech Rep.
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
Hungary
Iceland
Israel
Italy
Japan
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Portugal
S. Korea
Spain
Sweden
Switz.
Turkey
U.K.

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

@patrickcmacnab I want a gay bachelor

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Something big is happening across the country. We’re going to finish the political revolution we started.

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

Being really whiny and loud on the bus about how bad I have to poop and how much I’ve been farting to create my own personal space

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

Both Dennis Rodman and José Canseco started podcasts in May 2019 and neither of them made it past seven episodes lol

[meatjack @Cum_Tummy]

Joe Rogan Bernie Sanders are you tellin me a shrimp fried this rice Joe Rogan can have a little Bernie Sanders as a treat Joe Rogan majors be like I can’t I have a Bernie Sanders tomorrow Joe Rogan Bernie Sanders Are you telling me Bernie Sanders fried this Joe Rogan Joe Rogan Be

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

@MathCelebrate @htpyFiber @MADdelaRosa @BiCapitalize @thurn_und_taxis Can I join your math if I promise I won’t do antics or foist myself upon you uwu

[Thomas White @len0killer]

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[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

Was never one to mock other people’s favorite NFL teams... THATS just what ISIS wants

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

Chicks love discovering forgotten scrolls in sorcerer’s crypts

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

@kaiklops @JackStauber This is sick

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

what about a movie called Uncut Weed. “This is how i smoke weed” - adam sandler.

Have a good night everyone 🤘

[Vibes Alone Hold Me Aloft @skelettsnurran]

Joe Biden is unreal

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

man I hate when I get cucked by a witch

[davey flacko @chiefdaveyy]

I'm dropping out of school and getting an Alf tattoo

[Hank Scorpio @BackToSquall]

@ch0mby Trevor Blood