Brett McKayfabe

I used to hold the mic for a band called The Dimwits

Now I'm just a dimwit who Tweets

Despising the Rs ≠ I embrace the Ds

He/Him/Them

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

Facebook is for people you know.

Twitter is for people you don't know, but who you like a whole lot more.

[Scott Random @RealScottRandom]

@ManceWarner I've yet to hear an argument.

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

@ManceWarner Facts

[Mance Warner @ManceWarner]

Terry funk the best wrestler of all time

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

I'm going back to the '90s
Y'all want anything?

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

Kind person leaves ice water for fox family in desert heat. 🐺🤣

[Allan @allan_cheapshot]

@davemeltzerWON The Hogan myth works because people confuse WWF becoming national with wrestling becoming national. Wrestling had already been national for decades. What changed in the 80s was distribution, branding and consolidation. Hogan was the face of that. He was not the origin point.

[MalcolmSpaceX Probably Isn't a Fed (like 99% sure) @JonnyWex]

I feel sorry for the Earth's population,
Cuz so few live in the USA.
At least the foreigners can copy our morality,
They can visit but they cannot stay.

We've got the American Jesus,
Bolstering national faith.
We've got the American Jesus,
Overwhelming millions every day.

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

@RepNancyMace Correction: 4 Republicans sided with free speech

Brush up on the civics lessons, ma'am

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

@USBornNRaised @FoxNews Conveniently didn't see the 26 second video that lead to this I see.

No surprise

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

@nadjiasusie @grok Post the 26 second video of him attempting a weak sucker punch on a person with the group that attacked him.

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

Reply to this if you were a Backyard chatter from the Big Brother Live Feeds and would like to join a Discord server with some of the OGs
#BB27 #BigBrother27 #BigBrother

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

@JCMoonves

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

the "kill your local pedophile" crowd seems to be oddly defensive of trump after elon's tweet

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

Facebook is going to go crazy when they see these tweets next month

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

Watching @ShaneHelmsCom break up the fight on #RawOnNetflix has me convinced he found the Fountain of Youth

I swear Hurricane hasn't aged in 20 years

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

@johnnymaga Yup, this picture encapsulates America perfectly

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

@RightWingCope That poor trans-blonde

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

@buckyeffingdent 😂

[Brett McKayfabe @BadLuckBrett]

What's the fascination, if it's true?
What's the fascination with JD Drew?

😉

[Trevor Dame @TrevorDame]

I think it says something about bad the last year has been where one of the only things that has given me even a shred of faith in the public at large is "The crowd at Monday Night Raw booed Hulk Hogan."