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@Model3VINs @boringcompany Gary the snail was driving his Tesla Model S.
Everyone who saw him said "wow, look at that S-car-go!"
#dadjokes

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@Jotterface @sc101_101 @StevenLenton @jamiesmart Indeed! Water we going to do if that happens.

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@Jotterface @sc101_101 @StevenLenton @jamiesmart Just keep plugging along... 😁

[Simon Champion @spudley99]

The punniest business names in Britain? This is headline news I can get behind!
https://t.co/ZrXBmtiWiH

[Simon 101 @sc101_101]

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@AustralianGroan If you did, you'd probably ESC from it and go Home, as it
sounds like you can't CTRL yourself very well.

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@robertwlk It's great. Everyone knows about it! People are raven about the place!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Why is peter pan always flying?

He neverlands.

I like this joke because it never grows old.

[𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓 @ceefaux]

Please knock yourselves out with Star Wars footwear puns.

[Pun Girl Pam @pungirlpam]

Did I tell you that one of my friends just began working for a new company that makes car ignitions? It's a start up business!

#dadjokes #puns

[𝗝𝗲𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿 @JenTakeTwo]

Why did the Tooth Fairy go to jail?

She was guilty of incisor trading.

😂🤣 #WednesdayWit

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

My wife said that it doesn't look like I'm very good at shaving.

Bloody cheek!

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

I'm trying to sell rain covers for traders' stalls, but the market is already saturated.

#BadJokeFriday

[Tom Fulop-Lover of all things SPACE 🇦🇺 @TomFulop]

What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock!!

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Oh my, the puns in this bread... uh, I mean thread. 😂

This chain of puns is lasting longer than the chain of cafes. 😆

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

The adjective for metal is metallic.

But not so for iron.. which is ironic.

[Janice Greer @JaniceGreer34]

- “Rod Stewart. Great hair and super rich”.
- “Yeah. He’s a mullety-millionaire”.
#lunchpun

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@Stevie5667 Sounds great. You should also try the book I'm reading about "Being Helpful", written by Linda Hand.

[Just me Stevie @Stevie5667]

My friend went bald about 4 years ago but he still has a comb.
He just can’t part with it.
#lunchpun