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@ByRicardoCano @sfchronicle Alameda Seaplane Ferry?

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@brianrmcguire Navy (Brat) Park; damn whale thing just floated in on a December high tide. Get some dynamite and a couple of SeeBees

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@thevivafrei I guess public education is aqueduct for you porpoises, then.

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@PubOperator You mean with his wife or his lady friends?

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@BrendanNWeber @tvzuke Yahoo!

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@PubOperator @TGBED8v8 Better have a sign out front that says “Moe’s Tavern”

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@PubOperator @TGBED8v8 Shed, or walk-in closet for the ride-on mower?

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@thefactualprep @PubOperator Not the smartest neighbor. Must have been drunk when the author typed it.

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@karmasjanitor We’ll be watching for you, Dave. We will need you back.

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@TheMorningSpew2 @OrdyPackard @JoeBiden Red as a beet, dry as a bone

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@NotZacksMom @DeebsFLA Deebs pissed? Never thought it could happen.

The guy is ice. Focused like a laser beam.

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@Gillis57 Hangovers do that

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@zbowling @Nextdoor How did Kenny the Clown end up with Steve Job’s iPad?

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@prinzrob Bikes are happening!

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@TaggartJennifer @EBRPD At Encinal Boat Ramp, adjacent to Encinal High School. Great area for walking the dog.

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What love looks like.

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@TheBananaThug @laurendo @jonmspangler @JKW4Alameda @CityofAlameda @alameda_peeps @Alameda365 @Alameda_Sun @bikewalkalameda @Peter_Hegarty @mos42 Huh? She has nothing to do with that decision or the Faire. Have you been drinking? Allen Michaan has sole authority on the Faire, made the decisions, and Trish is not his type. Have you seen the Marquee at the Grand Lake Theater?

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@laurendo It’s not out here at The Point.

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@awstar11 Odd, the police haven’t used the Crown Vic in a decade. It’s a prop car and the scene staged.

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@daguilarcanabal @jdcmedlock High tide at 3:19pm