Nancy Stan

woims

[剑女友 sword gf ☭ @punishedgarage]

fully subscribing to the žižek/kirke theory of self

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[MirageFrontiers - i miss persona live.. @MirageFrontiers]

blah blah blah post the song

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

hit em where it hurts

[dolo @doloyeung]

No other profession self mythologises as much as comedians. A bunch of raging narcissists desperate to convince the world that they're important

[𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 🇵🇸 @Y2K_mindset]

If you watch any documentary or podcast interview between comedians, like talking about the origin of an SNL sketch or something, you would think they were talking about inventing fire.

[Jakii 🔜 MP @Jakii_Bat]

It’s for you bro, it’s lit

[AZEALIA BANKS @iiwasinthee212]

sidebar : I feel deliciously skinny and fertile today

[brian @brianonhere]

odysseus’s crew getting surly and restless as it becomes more and more clear theyre not gonna make it back to ithaca in time for the one day a year it’s legal for single people to have sex

[Nancy Stan @Based_Chaps]

@ndsnas Other Mommy leaks already?

[Cabana Boy 🌴 @Alkibiades_]

Is it just me or is it blatantly obvious that the Twitter algorithm spams demoralizing dating discourse nonstop? Not just dating slop, but deliberately demoralizing content.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

BUT BLACK DYNAMITE, I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY!

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Future historians will study this day for generations

Future historian: (Getting sucked by an alien) Fuuuck

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 7/28/26