Jeremy Barnes

A guy who gets unnecessarily irate. At everything.

[Jeremy Barnes @BattleBarnes]

@dieworkwear Feel like you're forgetting that the tie has a 400 year history as militaria. Tweed also originates from workwear, but you don't find tweed with a tie incongruous?

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@SgtBepis Not a critter

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@SeriousSanchez This is Trevor from Hampden
Maine. I am a
vampire and

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@SgtBepis @SeriousSanchez Flawless

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@SeriousSanchez :(

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@SgtBepis Was it Oasis!?

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@SeriousSanchez You can just @ me if you want to make fun of me.

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@SgtBepis @SeriousSanchez Why are there spacemen killing an alien for the blues? This poster is bitchin

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@nickbromley @SeriousSanchez Olivia's answer is better, change your method. This description is very fun though.

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@OliviaHope11 @SeriousSanchez @nickbromley This is a great answer. I've never heard of a French press being used for tea but it checks out.

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@SeriousSanchez @nickbromley I've tried to make a coffee bag and it mostly just makes really weak coffee very slowly.

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@nickbromley @SeriousSanchez I am confused about the mechanics: you typically immerse tea bags, whereas coffee sort of sits over the top. How are you making coffee in this scenario?

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@SeriousSanchez @nickbromley @JoshLatheComedy @kranstin @zachsmithcomedy Would love to contribute. Also @SgtBepis.

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@SeriousSanchez Most baffled by the cover image: fried chicken, hush puppies, biscuits, and slaw. Is Destiny set in the deep south? I thought it was about moon wizards.

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@JustinMcElroy Yoooo change it!

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@hodgman You are directing people to a dildo site.

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@jaybarnes "Actually" makes it combative, not subjective.

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@NilesHardy Just break your lease you pussy.

[Jeremy Barnes @BattleBarnes]

@Chubbs07449227 @ChicagoMayor @Chicago_Police @ChiefDavidBrown Just move to Wheaton already.