Bear Thomas

// Player-GM of the Fake Chicago @CubsMLR // Fake Nebraska Cornhuskers Head Baseball & Football Coach #FakeCollegeBaseball @FakeCFB //

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

@CubsMLR Proud of you Cubbies

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

Coming out of my hole to share: real-life Bear Thomas is due to arrive March 30th, 2020. Congrats @KevinTMcClure on your first son! #BackIntoMyHoleIGo

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

*STRRRRRREEEEEECHES* It was a nice session 12 and All Star Break for the #FakeCubs twitterverse to take a few weeks rest but NOW WE BACK AND READY FOR A POSTSEASON PUSH! #BearDownForBB #RunTheTable

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

So proud of this team! Was truly a team victory! #ComebackCubs #FakeCubs #BearDownForBB

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

What a team! Comeback Cubs!

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

CUBS LEAD! Player-GM @BearThomas_ drops a 3-run dinger to put the #FakeCubs up 6-5! #BearDownforBB #EatDaPhillies

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

Ready for the MLR All-Star Game? We are! Vote for the #FakeCubs stats leaders!

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

!!!

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

Big news in the #FakeCubs Front Office: Chaz McDunnough and @BBFriendshipexp head to @Astros_MRL while the Cubs receive defending AL MVP Dakota Carolina Montana! #BearDownForBB #ThisIsntGoodbyeItsSeeYouLater

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's GAMEDAY! Session 7 opponent the #FakeCubs host the @ExposMLR at Wrigley field! Worpus Whiff takes the mound again after dominating in his last start and the Cubs look to win their 4th straight at home! #BearDownForBB

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

Proud of this team! That's 3-straight W's and the division lead is our's for another session! #BearDownForBB

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

After a late-game surge from @FakeMiaMarlins, @PieanatorMLR and the Cubs hold on to win 3-1! Exciting end to a marquee matchup! #BearDownForBB #TickleTheMarlinsToDeath #FlyTheW

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

Love me a hungry rookie! #FirstEverMLRAtBat #BearDownforBB

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

Rookie Dean Wesrey steps in at DH and hits a ROCKET out of the park in the top of the 1st! Cubs up 1-0 over the @FakeMiaMarlins! #BearDownForBB #TickleTheMarlinsToDeath

[Mattress🍥 @MattressCadaire]

I was eating corn and got emotional. Shoutout my ol college team. I miss yall ❤️ #HuskerGang

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

BIG WIN IN 7! Great work from everyone on the win in #FakePittsburgh, 4-3! #BearDownForBB

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

Wait what is this crap

[Titania McGhee @McgheeTitania]

The Pastry of Chi-Town was heard talking with a teammate outside the locker room: "Chicago just isn't living up to the expectations, Bear promised with me on the team we'd be the best team in the league..."

Trouble in Chi-Town????

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

Wrote up my opinion of MLR strengths of schedules and YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHO IS #6! #Clickbait @rfakebaseball

https://t.co/konZFP5ckA

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

Good win for the #FakeCubs over the @Astros_MRL 5-3!

Huge games from Michael Ikenberry, Erin Pickles (@e_pickles_mlr), @miroslav_mlr, and @Daniel_Dove_MLR to take the W on the road! #FlyTheW #BearDownforBB

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

Unfortunate that my #FakeNebraskaCornhuskers would lose their @FakeCFB matchup to the #FakeTexasLonghorns 21-31. Gonna take this loss and keep it in mind. Colorado Hate Week next week, will be ready to take it out on the #FakeColoradoBuffaloes.

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

Ohhhh baby! Welcome to Chicago! #BearDownForBB #ThisHashtagMightBeMoreConfusingNow

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

Proud to welcome B.B. Bambino Jr (@BBFriendshipexp) to the #FakeCubs! #DaddyBambino played on the #PaperCupChampions @fakephils last season and put up a slash line of .300/.364/.600 with 4 RBI in 20 AB's on the team. Lock down that Hot Corner, BB!

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

This is more like it. Let's score some runs, runs, and more runs. #BearDownforBB

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

Big RBI single by @Daniel_Dove_MLR here! Knocks in @miroslav_mlr from second and the #FakeCubs have the lead! 1-0 in Houston. #BearDownforBB

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

An injustice that must be corrected this session

[Daniel Dove @Daniel_Dove_MLR]

We may have lost by 10 but the real travesty is I didn't get to steal.

[Bear Thomas @BearThomas_]

DAS RIGHT

[Fake Chicago Cubs @CubsMLR]

THE BOSS STEPS IN AND GIVES A SHOW! @BearThomas_ with a big 0-diff HR to lead off the bottom of the 6th, and the Wrigley faithful have something to enjoy!