Benjamin Pascoe

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I don't use Twitter very often. Sometimes Facebook updates get transferred over, sometimes not. May not see if you tweet at me.

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@Melaina_Riley Stardew Valley is always the answer

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@Melaina_Riley THIS BUT UNIRONICALLY AND YOU LOVE THE PAIN

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@Melaina_Riley I will but that means not watching a Cards game

Ooooooooo

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@Melaina_Riley One of us. ONE OF US

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@Melaina_Riley GOOD

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@Melaina_Riley hahaha real teams have already played two games

(And lost) 😭😭😭😭

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@Melaina_Riley Going back into obscurity so as to be the biggest possible surprise.

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@Melaina_Riley Don't worry. I have every intention of showing up once again in your life at some random moment to the confusion of all.

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@Melaina_Riley Nooope. AC in Tulsa this year. Happy for me, buuuttt :(

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@Melaina_Riley @ziggyzach4 OH SNAP ITS GONNA HAPPEN somehow some way I dunno

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@Melaina_Riley Based on actual events

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@Melaina_Riley 35 and single but check out my streeeeeeak

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@Melaina_Riley FINE I GUESS I'LL WATCH AGAIN TOMORROW

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@Melaina_Riley I MEAN I GUESS?!?!?!?! THAT WAS FUN?!?!?

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@smedj Spontaneous Combustion