Driver/Winner

How’s my driving?

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Someone has to flip the burgers dumbass.

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

YouTube "ad lottery" feature where one person watches only ads so others can enjoy an ad-free experience.

[ブッダツリー @buddhatree]

I have the paper towel habit of a much richer man.

[˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱‧₊˚ @bendergirlfrend]

Whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

[REPTARD @bankmansneed]

weedheads be like oh boy 830 am time to turn myself retarded

[wint @dril]

best oscar perofrmance goes to my neighbors little bull shit dog who barks 100 hours a day

[Driver/Winner @BenchSitterSam]

Only you can control your mindset. No more intrusive thoughts. Only intrusive action.

[Driver/Winner @BenchSitterSam]

@PenisRupert Deep memory unlock. I would play fighting games if I could bring this back into my life :/

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Rebound Bosh, back out to Allen, BANG

[Jamie Lee Squirtis @_catamaran]

My friend got lasik today and I’m sending this to him

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

rise and grind

[Shane @shane_oaddo]

Being a wright brothers hater must’ve been so crazy, you think ur about to watch 2 annoying nerds die then they give man dominion over the sky forever

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

ordering a black morphsuit on Amazon creates a fairly unsettling notification

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Sam Bankman-Fried messages journalist

November 16, 2022

[bryn brrt @polar_barrett]

United: “we ran 300 statistical models saying that we can speed up our boarding process by 3 minutes and 12 seconds if we increase the number of boarding groups from 5 to 6”

Southwest: “we’re running our own version of the Stanford prison experiment”

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Google Maps redirect all upcoming traffic

[Driver/Winner @BenchSitterSam]

@PenisRupert You have to do some serious misogymnastics to not like it

[Dimdv @Dimdv99]

In medieval times, there was a jester named Roland the Farter, who served Henry II of England. His job was to perform a jump, a whistle, and a fart every Christmas for the king’s amusement. He was rewarded with a manor and 30 acres of land for his services. However, one year he failed to fart on cue, and the king was so displeased that he ordered him to be hanged. Roland begged for mercy and promised to fart twice as loud next year. The king agreed to spare him, but only if he could fart three times as loud. Roland accepted the challenge and spent the next year eating beans and cabbage to prepare for his performance. He managed to impress the king with his triple fart and saved his life.