Benjamin M Pearson

Voted worst Hockey Player in Leeds 2014/15. Days without a VK: 587

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@shariati_law @elonmusk He’s not going to sleep with you fella

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@jasminericegirl @darthjamaul @fanhouse @elonmusk If you earn less than 1m from your app, you can apply to have the fee reduced from 30% to 15%.

[Michael Gove @michaelgove]

I set trends dem man copy

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@PayPal had a few of these recently-

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@realDonaldTrump Are you saying that you have seen this before or not? Please stick to contradicting yourself in seperate tweets.

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@wordamentalist @EJCDownes Not everyone who disagrees with you is a bot, but if it keeps you feeling secure then believe what you like pal x

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@allan_ronnie @EJCDownes @wordamentalist Jesus Christ get yourself together. He and his father are both real- I’ve known them since I was 16. Not everyone who disagrees with you is a bot.

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@BritishGas @BritishGasHelp I’ve been asked to pay £1294!! I can’t get through to talk to anyone. Please help us with this.

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@BritishGasHelp We’ve just been sent a bill of £1290 for March (usual is £50) and are trying to get in touch- please help us rectify this.

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@Zipcar Hello! I was hoping to book a car tomorrow to help with moving house- but I only signed up today and didn’t realise there would be a long wait before approval. Is there any way to fast track it/ get approved before tomorrow morning? Thanks!

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@LDNOverground @TfL how is the 17:40 9 minutes late to the SECOND STOP for the gazillionth time this year?
I actually can’t remember the last time that it wasn’t delayed at least a few minutes.

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@Conservatives Comic Sans? You just lost a voter

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@realDonaldTrump Can’t they just walk round that?

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If the 17.40 is going to be delayed every day, why not just change the timetable? @TfL #overground #morelikeovershit

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@TfL the overground has been cancelled, delayed or cut out a load of stops almost every night for the past two weeks. My commute has been lengthened by over an hour multiple times as I’ve been stuck at odd stations. Can you sort it out? Downwards trend. CJ -> Stratford line.

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@NatWest_Help Hi SY, that screen capture is from your website. The link for chat is not present. If this is client side, then consider this a bug report I guess, but it’s not showing up on any of my devices...

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@NatWest_Help have you removed the web chat link from your website? can't find it.. but I think you left it's icon by mistake...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just spoke to @KanyeWest about his friend A$AP Rocky’s incarceration. I will be calling the very talented Prime Minister of Sweden to see what we can do about helping A$AP Rocky. So many people would like to see this quickly resolved!

[Benjamin M Pearson @BenjyPearson]

@sainsburys I lay down in a sainos (to get a coin that rolled under a table lol) and I’ve got chemical burns up my legs? Please let me know what you use to clean floors so I can work out how to stop the itching?