Benvolio Buckets

No way

[Benvolio Buckets @Bennyanks]

College taught me that 3 meals a day is just an idea made by the capitalist machine for you to spend more money you really only need to eat once a week max

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

You're not gonna die. Because tomorrow you will be alive. And you will make a pledge to get stronger every day. And you will keep that pledge. You will bleed through honor and discipline. And you will become so strong that they may never threaten you. You are going to do this.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

I have said this before, but it's weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle

[brian @brianonhere]

kamala must be stoked, there’s gonna be so many republicans in the cabinet

[Jay 🍀 @TREHAWKlNS]

Obama in 2028 when Trump repeals the 22nd ammendment

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling DeKalb

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Missourians have voted to raise the statewide minimum wage to $15 by 2026 and guarantee paid sick days to workers.

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

“i voted for tr*mp because i cant afford groceries!!!” best of luck affording veneers when your teeth fall out from his plan to defluoridate the us water system

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved

[litquidity @litcapital]

Long lines at the polls today? Here’s a guide on how to save time:

1) Find someone who is voting for the opposite candidate
2) acknowledge you are canceling each other out
3) shake hands
4) head home

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!

[chungus epic @Chungus__Swag]

Trump is winning states beyond the ice wall. He's winning Thoth. He's winning Aten. He's winning Formosa Ultima.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

funniest tweet ever man i wonder how hes gonna top this tomorrow

[NetsDaily @NetsDaily]

The Grizzlies do NOT want to see the Nets in The Finals.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

This Gerrit Cole situation is like when George Costanza quit his job and then went in the next day and pretended it was all a joke

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Playing Nintendo DS under the covers and quickly closing it when my landlord comes in to make sure I’m asleep