College taught me that 3 meals a day is just an idea made by the capitalist machine for you to spend more money you really only need to eat once a week max
You're not gonna die. Because tomorrow you will be alive. And you will make a pledge to get stronger every day. And you will keep that pledge. You will bleed through honor and discipline. And you will become so strong that they may never threaten you. You are going to do this.
“i voted for tr*mp because i cant afford groceries!!!” best of luck affording veneers when your teeth fall out from his plan to defluoridate the us water system
There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved
Long lines at the polls today? Here’s a guide on how to save time:
1) Find someone who is voting for the opposite candidate
2) acknowledge you are canceling each other out
3) shake hands
4) head home