JR Berard

Seattle Comedian, Galactic cake lover. Regular actor. Part time hanging-plant. lover of musicals and football

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

If I had a jellybean for every time something really lame happened in 2020, I’d also have diabetes. #lazyjokes

[Shane Gillis @Shanemgillis]

This is my comedy special. It’s free and it’s on YouTube.

https://t.co/KIRgnKWBa9

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

30 seconds in and I’m crying laughing - @Shanemgillis’s NEW SPECIAL is great - watch it HERE: https://t.co/aywdsXNBOS

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

Streaming exclusively at https://t.co/QPryWCA0Rt

[cory michaelis @MrCoryMichaelis]

Catch me tonight on Live From the Inside with @HighBS and @BerardJR - it was so fun performing for comics who know my entire act 🙄*

*it actually was incredibly fun 😅

[Alfred Carcieri @AlfredCarcieri]

A very special Episode 100 of the Time Killer Podcast!
Discussing how the Comanches came to be known as the 'Lords of the Plain' with Comedian JR Berard ( @BerardJR ) #TimeKillerPodcast #Comanche #ComancheNation
Watch on YouTube: https://t.co/igV3eUrtpD

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

Funny that dick pics are all supply, and little to no demand.

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

if you don't thoroughly enjoy @maryhollandaise and @danjlevy in Happiest Season, congratulations... You're a monster. #realfriendstrackfriends #shadowdreamers

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

I’ve been cutting my own hair since March and boy are my arms tired of my newfound fiscal responsibility #pennysaved #alwaysbadhairday

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

This cold-blooded shooting is unconscionable and the perpetrator must be brought to justice.

Violence of any kind is wrong; those who commit it should be caught and punished.

Jill and I are keeping the deputies and their loved ones in our hearts and praying for a full recovery.

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

Trailer Alert! Get your first glimpse of @thedarkdivide.

In Theaters and Virtual Theatrical September 18th!

Find the film and sign up for notifications at https://t.co/22eUkjpFuw

Based on the true story of… https://t.co/Ivca5Gxvwl

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

@drewbarth @gavinthomas2015 @leepace Steve Sabol, ftw #nflfilms

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

Super dope to see ‘the Plague’ fighting for headline space in the age of Covid, we owe so much to this current administration for making it possible for all viruses to be free!

https://t.co/kFi0QMzSfn

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

@MeColetta I didn’t know your cat smoked!

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

Love seeing all the Russian Propoganda in my feed reassuring me that 150,000 dead... isn’t like, that many people

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

. @johnnybananas I hope you don’t hang it up bro! Congrats on a hard fought 20th season, 7th win.

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

Master Bait... catcher #covidcomedy https://t.co/JmbWMAoVUR

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

@Cavin_Egg @AlfredCarcieri Shut up... Just shut up...

You had me at, “Hello..”

[JR Berard @BerardJR]

My boy @AlfredCarcieri dropping some of that 🔥 go buy his debut album #HardcoreSofty

[Alfred Carcieri @AlfredCarcieri]

Dating Online in your 30's, from my
Debut Comedy Album; Hardcore Softy
Buy The Album: https://t.co/Mp8uCMsivo
Watch on YouTube: https://t.co/59SAI3ZWkY
#OnlineDating #StandUp #comedyvideo
#HardcoreSofty #comedy #dating

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

Dan Gregory is a HERO. When a violent anti-protestor drove into a #SeattleProtest crowd, Dan ran the car down on foot, stopped the driver’s escape and got shot in the process. Dan SAVED LIVES and deserves our praise and prayers! Thank you Dan for your courage!!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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