Bernie Clopphammer

I am the hardest gamer who ever lived. Come at me, n00b. Pwned.

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Who do I talk to about this. Things were said that can't be taken back.

[Independent Arts @IndyArts]

New Spotify AI bot roasts fans’ taste in music https://t.co/gms3k9g7Xt

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

RIP my favorite Dr Who

[Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine]

Stella Tennant, the iconic British model famed for her statuesque beauty and inimitable personal style, has passed away at the age of 50.
https://t.co/08t5XcG1GV

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

@Ravens I'm trying but the video is muted. Please send tech and repost

[Baltimore Ravens @Ravens]

Can you hear us now?

🎶 @RepublicRecords // @thescoremusic https://t.co/pKhwZ64Wd8

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Fake map. The states are way too small. @realdonaldtrump Now the cartologists are in on this fraud? Wake up people #election202o

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

@thfckay @realDonaldTrump @BreitbartNews I too want to move to Hawaii, a completely different country away from all of this USA influence.

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

@DrAseemMalhotra @zoeharcombe @ProfTimNoakes @drjasonfung @bigfatsurprise @garytaubes @bschermd @CampbellMurdoch @iam_preethi @theJeremyVine @CrossFit I would like to know how many spaghetti-O's can fit inside a Pterdactyl and no one in the health world seems willing to answer. #paleo #keto

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

@realDonaldTrump @BernieSanders how do we fix this problem which is being reported here? People are starting to talk about this now.

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

No one is talking about the growing shortage of wasabi peas. #Election2019 #TuesdayMotivation #earthquake #nflofficiating

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

No one is talking about the growing shortage of wasabi peas. #Election2019 #TuesdayMotivation #earthquake #nflofficiating

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

@SweeTARTSCandy Your Original SweeTart movie theater boxes always contain substantially more pink/cherry than any other flavor. I must request that you desist this attempt to conflagrate my emotions. All flavors should be represented equally as our great Constitution advised.

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

@nestle @nestlecare Your Original SweeTart movie theater boxes always contain substantially more pink/cherry than any other flavor. I must request that you desist this attempt to conflagrate my emotions. All flavors should be represented equally as our great Constitution advised.

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

@popmortem @ChipotleTweets Praised be

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

@ChipotleTweets your app and website are both preventing me from ordering and i am getting nervous sweats. Pls... halp...

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Robot

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

No abla espanish #themasters https://t.co/kgLqeqnIVm

[Coca-Cola @CocaCola]

Agarra una Coca Cola bien fría y un pedazo (y ya sabes cómo es). 🍕 😉

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Holy crap I was just posting about this too th other day!!! #chemtrails #WeStandTogether #worldwaterday #OppoF3Plus https://t.co/4z7xDK5EiI

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Dos ur kettle do this nowadays?!? These are poisinous impurities in ur drinking water!!! We must stop monsanto now!

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Dos ur kettle do this nowadays?!? These are poisinous impurities in ur drinking water!!! We must stop monsanto now!

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Every1 dont forget to vote tonite. B the change u want to c in the world. #TrumpvsHillary #Election2016 #vote #election

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

No! Dont listen to her crookd lies! I will never vote now that i kno shes behind it. #ElectionDay #myvote2016 #ImVotingBecause #ElectionNigh https://t.co/Da9VoUAkCY

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Pennsylvania, it's Election Day! Polls are open from 7am-8pm. Confirm your polling place now and go vote! https://t.co/dplED6hBaO

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Erly election presinks report Trump won! We did it evry1! #ElectionDay #myvote2016 #ImVotingBecause #ElectionNight #toblerone

[Bernie Clopphammer @Bernie1335]

Dear, @ https://t.co/gC17AFu8AK , would like ride pls thx. Where is ur garage? https://t.co/fbky9TMLNe

[Uber Support @Uber_Support]

@Bernie1335 Happy to help, Bernie! For information on how to request a ride please visit https://t.co/CXn9pOh6YD.