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Faith Family Friends Homeownership Haiti Laughter Love Hope Coffee Wine Food; 1 husband, 2 kids, 1 dog, 1 cat, too many shoes. JK! 👠

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

I literally can't handle another thing unless it's an invitation to happy hour while somebody cleans my house!

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@dadmann_walking 5 Long Island Iced Teas! (I think it has all the alcohols in there except beer and wine).

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@AlaskaAir, trying to book our companion fare that expires tonight and your site has been down a couple hours. Hoping we get a bit of an extension!

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@lasagnaonabeach Oh darn! Stopping at a winery town? The worst! 😉

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but maybe put a piñata and candy on your shopping list. You never know when you’re gonna really want to beat the crap out of something and eat a bunch of candy!

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@dadmann_walking Yummm!

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

Only on my second drink and I can feel my intelligence getting more artificial already

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

Not a lot of people know this, but if you take all those receipts out of your purse or wallet and stack them and staple them together, they are a little tiny book about why you’re broke.

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@lasagnaonabeach It isn’t, despite the weather we’re having.

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@NWSSeattle Whaaa? Nobody likes a tease! It’s not even 50 degrees!

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@philoasantemd She’s stunning! Lucky you getting her genes and wisdom!

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@capseyes_cappy @TheRealLeejo @deaflibertarian Whoa! They didn’t say PTSD. Stress doesn’t equal PTSD. I hope you’re getting help. PTSD is a lot. Hugs.

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@JamesLucasIT Amazingly gorgeous!

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@difficultpatty He did that ON Valentines Day?!? I made my 9 year old son not break up with his “girlfriend“ on Valentine’s Day! What in the world?!?

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@lasagnaonabeach Aaaaccck!

[Trey @treydayway]

If only I could lose weight as easily as I lose sleep

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Me and my bathroom scale are on a break. It knows why.

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@lasagnaonabeach Umm, hello!? Where’s that?

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@lasagnaonabeach Me too! So lame!

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@CBo_2016 @janefortruth Seriously?! Omg! So sorry! I have never heard of such a thing and was brought up very fundie. Wow. So sad! 💔 I can’t imagine. 😭

[RealRunningRealtor @BethAllenRE]

@PaulCrenstorm Whaaaaattttt?! My stomach hurts and I haven’t been in college in decades and have never taught a college class ever!