Dylan Jones

Trash Takes Department | he/him

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@UpstartGoblin bars

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@OneTrueKura @airbagg3d Ball and gun gamers are why console gaming exists. Gacha game players have contributed to the downfall of gaming thanks to microtransactions and many of them should have their hard drives checked.

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

REDVEIL
TINY DESK CONCERT

OUT NOW 🚨

▫️ time (a dream deferred)
▫️ lone star (feat. Carolyn Malachi)
▫️ history
▫️ brown sugar
▫️ campbell
▫️ glimpse of you

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@GenePark I went outside for less than 20 minutes to light off fireworks with my nephew and I feel like I need another shower

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

He’s dead dead huh

[TMZ @TMZ]

Sen. Mitch McConnell was found unconscious when rushed to the hospital.

Details: https://t.co/l2gNF4GABx

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

Hunter Biden primary Chris Coons

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I'm not running for office. But if I were, these are some of the lessons I'd take away from what happened in NY yesterday.

1. Authenticity is measurable. Voters can smell a focus group from a mile away.

2. Endorsements from the current Democratic leadership now read like warnings. The establishment wing of the party is no longer a sword. It's a question mark.

3. Conviction beats caution. The candidates who said hard things about rent, about who pays for what, about Gaza, they won. The triangulators lost.

4. Cost of living is everything. Everything else is wallpaper.

5. The middle is not a strategy. It's an empty room. Voters reached past the establishment to grab someone who actually believes something.

6. Don't fear the base. Court it. The Democrats who ran from their own voters lost. The ones who ran toward them won.

7. If you want to lead a party you have to be willing to fight inside it. Mamdani didn't ask permission. He took the field.

The lesson under the lessons: the country is tired of being managed. People want to be led.

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@airbagg3d AI generated soyjak what a time to be alive

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

They’re calling him the most popular mayor of all time

[Positively Knicks @PositiveKnicks]

Nah this is nice. The Players' Tribune gave NYC Mayor Mamdani their camcorder to film his POV from the parade.

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@vicious696 Going from COVID fucking everything up to AI fucking everything up makes me not want to see next gen consoles until at least 2030

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@Knoebelbroet $3000 for an 8TB SSD we need to kill all AI companies

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@pory_leeks The second Switch 2 was proven to be able to play modern PS5 games without significant degradation was the second you knew Square Enix was going to put everything on it

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@ZhugeEX Locking in Ocarina of Time remake for November 20

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

Invincible fans, this is what Robert Kirkman is keeping from us

[DC Film News @DCFilmNews]

First trailer for ‘MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN’ Season 3!

Premieres June 13 on Adult Swim.

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@hasanthehun Dems are going to run Talarico in 2028 if he manages to win Texas

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@brkagurabachi That explains why the scenes of the Mikaboshi looked a lot like the Fremen Gathering near the end of Dune 2

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

Chris Coons you’re a fuckin loser and I can’t wait for the day you get primaried

[Adam Carlson @admcrlsn]

The 7 Senate Democrats who voted against blocking a proposed weapons sale to Israel:

Richard Blumenthal (CT)
Chris Coons (DE)
Catherine Cortez Masto (NV)
Jacky Rosen (NV)
Kirsten Gillibrand (NY)
Chuck Schumer (NY)
John Fetterman (PA)

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

Instantly entering the top 50% of men by only having regular style debts and not gambling debts.

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@JoeMerrick Interesting that the Mega’s have their own Pokédex

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@brkagurabachi Kagurabachi anime will show itself when the fanbase is most deserving

[Dylan Jones @BigDylanJ]

@EmmaVigeland Please check out Chris Beardsley. He’s running against Chris Coons in the Delaware primary. With how entrenched corporate democrats are in Delaware primaries he needs any help he can get against Coons