satoshi pwn

hapa drip-o-lator #LH44

[satoshi pwn @BigSconesJones]

asked the gas station clerk if he’s ever gone stargazing, he said “what we see in the sky is merely the past, the stars are long gone and we are only witnesses to their decay” and then proceeded to give me the wrong amount of change

[Tovi @wardinpal]

This is the consequence of mass desocialization because of the internet. You're supposed to be bullied and embarrassed out of doing this shit by 14-16

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not even a Spurs guy I just hate it when New Yorkers get to experience joy

[Andrew Gillespie @andrewg5000]

If only a young, perceptive, recently Oscar-nominated movie star had warned people of the dangers of turning movies into unattainable elite events like other art forms like ballet and opera are now

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I was subjected to ceaseless torments in boyhood. I’d reach for the parmesan and sprinkle it on my pizza… only to find that the lid had been unscrewed. What’s so funny about a world that says, “Do not trust”?

[satoshi pwn @BigSconesJones]

got sunglasses with rose tinted lenses today, world looks so cool, i get why they call it that now

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Dc not allowing Waymo for safety reasons is insane when there's no ban on Maryland drivers

[Guido Reichstadter @wolflovesmelon]

Hi it's Guido! I'm still here on the bridge. My water ran out Sunday & I'm heading down in the morning.

I'll probably be going to jail for a while when I get down. I'll be handing off this account and hopefully we can stay in touch.

I hope that this action has offered something to motivate and inspire you, and that it can serve as fuel for greater commitment and action in the cause of peace and in the fight for our future.

End the Wars!
Stop AI!
Free DC!

See you soon!
Bella Ciao!

[🦉Hootz🐍🇳🇴🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

in the mid 2010s there was a conspiracy to try and convince people that bohemian rhapsody was the greatest song ever made

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

I’m at your baby momma’s crib selling your son’s minifigures on bricklink

[satoshi pwn @BigSconesJones]

@DrRajChohan @reesonabledoubt what do you think supima is

[nba paint @nba_paint]

New 4K Courtside footage of LeBron sending the game to OT.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Within digital environments — structured to persuade — interaction is optimized to the point of rendering a real encounter superfluous; the otherness of persons in the flesh is neutralized, and relationships are reduced to functional responses. Dear friends, you, however, are real persons! Creation itself has a body, a breath, a life to be listened to and safeguarded.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment. As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality. We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another. Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue. In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread. What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.

[satoshi pwn @BigSconesJones]

@nimbleshrimps @freeformbliss lowk paintbrushes are largely defined by their bristles

[紫陽花開🌸 @Ajisai1207_]

今日性别研究与英语学习例句：

*Enjoy the blowjob, but REFLECT on it.*
*嗦而不思则罔，思而不嗦则殆*

[satoshi pwn @BigSconesJones]

think it’s a bit rude to call him that, seems like an average looking old guy to me

[New York Post @nypost]

Social media abuzz over Callista Gingrich seemingly using selfie filters next to unedited Newt https://t.co/UdEhMTyBDU

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I am feeling blessed to die in a nuclear war for Israel who has brought the world beautiful stuff such as Sodastream, Gal Gadot and I’m sure a third thing