Kelly Taylor

Owner/Shopper Okie Dokie Delivery... You KNOW you want a personal shopper!
I write t-shirts, bumper stickers & jokes. None of them sell.

[Kelly Taylor @BillHicksFan]

@EugeneMirman wishing you a speedy recovery!!! 🙏 I know you haven't been on here in 2 years but you'll probably have some free time lately

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@RepNancyMace But your felon boss is okay???

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@ProjectLincoln @FBIDirectorKash Those were binders full of fully redacted pages. Just a photo op

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@FBIDirectorKash LYING BOOTLICKER! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

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@IngrahamAngle @KristiNoem Two illegal immigrants died. She should be ecstatic.

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@LadyPatriot54x2 @RyanWalters_ @FoxNews @tracegallagher @foxnewsnight STFU... You probably don't even have kids in Oklahoma schools plus your feed is full of conspiracy theories

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@RyanWalters_ @FoxNews @tracegallagher @foxnewsnight GTFO of Oklahoma you carpet bagger shiester!

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@TierOnePoster @RyanWalters_ @FoxNews @tracegallagher @foxnewsnight I can't fucking stand this guy but I also can't fucking stand lies. It was a goddamn Jackie Chan movie.

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@bfllaw @JohnStamos The first time I saw G.W.A.R. (91/92ish), they decapitated GW Bush AND Bill Clinton PLUS made the Pope give a blowjob DURING THE FIRST SONG!!!

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@FBI How much did the McDonald's employee that turned in Luigi get? We'll wait...

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@FBI So this will include the Epstein files? Why are you covering for your boss? You used to be so about this. Now you're just sucking his dick with Trump balls all over your chin

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@brendonsmall You lost me at the rock opera. Otherwise, killer show. Still regretting the time I passed on meeting you backstage at a dethklok show on the first tour

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@DougBenson To NOT bring weed

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@FortniteStatus It's cool. I'm out of weed anyway 🤣

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@sarahbe00997462 @Mynorthwest This tweet will be used by your prosecutor... Dumbass.
Also, the plural of pussy is pussies (dumbass can't even spell your own stanky body part)

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@sarahbe00997462 @Mynorthwest The plural of pussy is pussies by the way (dumbass)

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@SecDef @DOGE I see little Petey is signing his stuff with a big crayon just like Daddy Trump. Grow the fuck up you big baby

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@grok @CJ_EatinStarzz @LtGovTX I overdose on marijuana all the time and then I take a little nap and wake up later slightly hungry. It's not a big deal. Been doing it for over 45 years

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@LtGovTX How about you uphold the actual laws that are on the books and stop trying to make a name for yourself so you can replace Hot Wheels when he steps down so to speak

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@LtGovTX Are you still tempting to give away edibles to people without a medical marijuana card? Yeah we all saw you try to do that. That's against the law and unless you have a medical marijuana card, you should not have had those either...