The Bitchelorettes

Diary of a Single Girl.

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OMG. Why is Full House on Nick at Nite instead of Friends???? #livid

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Alright, ladies... When are we going to stop lying to our friends that they're "the most beautiful bride we've ever see !"?

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The only thing better than a shower beer is bathtub wine.

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I've got Dom Pérignon taste on a Bud Light budget. @PostGradProblem

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News flash, "the boy" did not get you flowers "just because." He probably cheated on your ass and is hoping you won't find out.

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This is me not drunk facebooking my crush and/or ex.

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What Would Ryan Lochte Do hasn't even started and I can't wait until it gets cancelled.

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Starting a drinking game for every time Ashley says "abandoned" At this rate I'll be passed out in no time #TheBachelor #cheers

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@abbiemeadows @amandanhagan @hillary_martin @kaylaviliborghi tortillas on fiiirrreeeee!!

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THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIRE

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There's not an Instagram filter that suddenly makes your baby look cute. Stop trying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, but I wouldn't know because you never gave me flowers, you bastard.

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I hate myself for eating that extra bell pepper #skinnygirl (on a tortilla with fajita meat, smothered in queso and sour cream) #fatass

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I guess eating 4 Lean Cuisines kind of defeats the purpose.

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Why am I still up? #HappyNewYear

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I'm calling it now... I'll be passed out on a floor somewhere when 2014 rolls around. #cheersbitches

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Sequins to work, or no sequins to work? That is the question. #countdowntoNYE #3days #stillsingle

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#FF old school faves: @theblowout @thatfuckinggrrl @ridickgrlprobs @grownupbutnot @ohhthatswhy @Bitchelorettes @flgrlproblems @DumbWhiteGrls

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Work is getting in the way of my New Year's Eve planning.

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I'm having a really good eyebrow day.