@songadaymann Oh Satoshi Nakamoto, forever unknown, In every coin and ledger, your seeds are sown.
Your anonymity's a revolution part, You changed finance, gave us a fresh start.
Credit: Chat GPT
Tried to be based on Wellerman sea shanty
@songadaymann Satoshi Nakamoto, a name in code,
Came along and gave us a brand new road.
for banks to hold our gold, In blockchain truth, our trust's been sold.
He said, "
No more need for a third-party hand,
We'll make our own rules in this crypto-land."
@songadaymann Satoshi Nakamoto, you changed the game,
Your Bitcoin legacy won't be the same.
So bring us the blockchain and bring us the proof,
We're cutting the middleman, he's on the roof!
One day, when the mining's done, We'll take our coins and go.
Smart contract auditing (expedited and hyperbolized) timeline
Day 1: *wow this codebase is complex and overwhelming. Iโll never finish
Day 2: *Ah, Iโm understanding it. This codebase is so clean, I wonโt find anything*
Day 3: *oh, well this doesnโt make sense*
Day 4; *oh thatโs bad*
Day 5: *shit. Itโs all shit*
Day 6: *these are the dumbest engineers that have ever existed, how could they write such shit code*
Day 7: *I am a god of security. Bow before me peasants*
Day 8 (delivery): โit was a blast to help secure your codebase, here is a list of our recommendations to update you systemโ
Day 9: *feels good*
Last night I notified the Bunni team that their contracts were vulnerable to an interesting exploit/MEV strategy. An attacker could have stolen all initial deposits sent through the public mempool. This type of exploit has been seen before, but maybe isn't super well-known.
And we finalized!
Happy merge all. This is a big moment for the Ethereum ecosystem. Everyone who helped make the merge happen should feel very proud today.
Does your protocol rely on a #Solidity try/catch statement preventing a reversion in the caller when making an external call?
Make sure your team is aware of this little-known returndata bombing vulnerability! ๐๐๐
๐ A THREAD.
Interacting with the @TornadoCash codebase is illegal, so I sang some of it in protest.
https://t.co/Rjo3S7EYPP
(You can buy the result as an NFT ๐)