Lukas PTT

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[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[Will Jeanes @will_jeanes]

Manuel Neuer being picked for this World Cup means that Euro '96 remains the last major tournament without either him or Jens Lehmann in the Germany squad.

[Schwabster🇱🇹🇩🇰🇺🇦 @Ziggydank]

Only a German mind could cook up such a niche

[sid 🧟‍♂️🦊🧙🏻‍♂️ @widogastsweb]

people who complain that aabria takes up too much space on the show are racist but theyre also like bafflingly wrong even just on a surface level. she's a main PC player in a central campaign and im still like "i miss aabria! i want more aabria!"

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

de'aaron fox (0 for 13 on long pull-up 2s): "a long pull-up 2 here should suffice"

[Hazard @PunishedNadja]

I just ordered this shirt, simply because the idea of a teenage girl wearing this is really funny

[George Kittle @gkittle46]

Also this grass looks great on Sofi’s field… wonder if we could get that all season

[Lukas PTT @Blue92Lukas]

@toothey23 @_Zeets No, Thomas Müller only became the player he was because he was alive for the fall of the berlin wall (he was 26 days old and spent his entire life in bavaria).

[Lukas PTT @Blue92Lukas]

@ettingermentum Also, why is germany in the "yes" column? Their home jersey is white, and germany has not had white in the flag for a while now

[King Dealo @Dealo_RU]

WM Experten im Fernsehen:

Kramer: den Ball schlage ich dir aber auch

Streich: die politische Lage in den USA ist besorgniserregend

Müller: Wortwitz

Jan Henkel: Curacaos abkippender 6er fungiert als freies Radikal zwischen den Ketten

Schweini: brenn mit mir durch Esther

[Lukas PTT @Blue92Lukas]

@darkspookers Schrippe gab es im Zoo schon, war die Tochter von Bulette und Knautschke (so um 2010 rum)

[tyler the carrot @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[K A I T H @barzcza]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Lukas PTT @Blue92Lukas]

@jackfrank_jjf Not that I'd disagree with this, but that is unfortunately the role 99% of ex-players in the booth decide to take on (regardless of sport)

[Nick @YouKnowRu]

All I know is, Ben Simmons woulda never done what De’Aaron Fox did.

[Я @LJJM__]

How did we as society accept Richard Jefferson doing Finals games

[Wayne Schlegel @WayneSchlegel_]

Was an Es gibt nur EIN Rudi Völler hat Nick Woltemade eigentlich nicht verstanden

[Jenni Wu @callmeuschi]

Babe are you okay? You‘ve barely touched your Deutschland branded Räucherlachs