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Sad Giants // Writer // Comedian // (He/Him) // Absurd, Large, and Whimsical

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5 Millennial Love Languages:
Complaining About Work
Thrift Shopping Together
Sharing Edgy Memes
Podcasting
Validating Our Trauma

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

[Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman]

Jason Aldean shot this at the site where a white lynch mob strung Henry Choate up at the Maury County Courthouse in Columbia, Tenn., after dragging his body through the streets with a car in 1927.

That's where Aldean chose to sing about murdering people who don't respect police.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Neither the WGA or SAG-AFTRA is calling for a consumer boycott right now. If you want to support the strike, we're asking folks to:
1) Boost our message on social media
2) Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund, which supports affected workers https://t.co/HmUJCZaH2r

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This is still the best joke I’ve ever written.

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Gregorian Chants the Rapper

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@whatsitpod @davetotheross @dumbcaleb The Smush Department

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@SeanSJordan

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I just posted "Sean sounded like he really wanted a beat over his rap and I didn't have anything better to do today. This one's for Mars." on Reddit

https://t.co/fjAEa2CuXF

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@whatsitpod @davetotheross @dumbcaleb Tallm Cruise

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@whatsitpod @davetotheross @dumbcaleb Tom Da’Long

[Brian James Hoffman @BrianHoffmanSD]

Hey @thebrianfallon @gaslightanthem
@BenHorowitzHAIR

You’re playing in Sioux Falls on September 29th and I can’t wait. Hands down my favorite group. Hear my plea.

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There’s an old dude at the DMV with camo cargo shorts and a Cannibal Corpse shirt. Nature is healing itself.

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Jay Leno promises fabulous pizza party if the writers stop striking and don’t mention his cars.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Jay Leno Upholds Tradition, Brings Donuts To Picket Line To Show Solidarity https://t.co/jNRgLc04gQ

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@whatsitpod @davetotheross @dumbcaleb Chain Wallet

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Happy 4/20! Musk really went all out for the fireworks this morning!

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@LeonaThotsky @ParkerMolloy

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@IanKarmel That was just the Molly, Brad Pitt wasn’t even there.

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I hope he cleaned it first.

[jenny_tightpants🪑 @halomancer1]

did you know that on twitter, you arent allowed to link the article published by Wired about Walsh's account getting hacked? it's a bannable offense! it violates TOS. if you google "wired matt walsh hack," you can't post the first result that comes up in the search to twitter!