Nigel Farage's work over the last 11 weeks broken down:
- Parliamentary votes registered (including on immigration): 0
- Violent racial divisions stoked: 1
@JoJoFromJerz That's way worse than us Brits did back in 1814...
Guess that's off the hook now then, we can probably stop blaming Canada for it as well now...
My day went from frustrating to excitement with one simple email from @CambJunction!
Transvision Vamp / @THEWENDYJAMES are playing at The Junction in October!
@AmazonHelp Delays I get, they're annoying.
Me paying £20 for a scheduled delivery and then messing my day around for it to not arrive is frustrating.
If I'd not paid £20, it might still have delivered by 7pm today.
Email implying it was my fault for not being in is insulting!
6 years ago I purchased a portable aircon from @AmazonUK they completely failed to deliver it, it then took ~1 month until they finally delivered it.
Today I had a scheduled delivery 11am to 3pm for an new one, at 2:50 they we're a good 30 minutes & 6 stops away....
Come 3:10 I get a "sorry we missed you" notification that they've failed to deliver it because the driver didn't want to leave it unattended.
Clearly they missed the window and just gave up on it. Properly insulting to get the email blaming me for their failure though.
Me: Hmmm, those tails TO the meter look a little strange....
2 photos later.
Me: Hmm, lots of overhead wires and lights and lots of pots for plants without plants....
Ohhhhhh............ well that explains the electrics!
So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
BREAKING: And another one gone!
Reform’s Cambridge County Councillor Andy Osbourne has quit after being convicted of electoral offences. A by-election will now have to be held in Wisbech to replace him.
https://t.co/WBSc7he7Ub
🚨BREAKING🚨
Keir Starmer once reclined his seat on a short-haul flight.
In other news Nigel Farage has received a £5m gift, a house, helicopter flights, a Maldives trip and been accused of throwing an election for £1m.
Here's Sam Coates with more on the reclined seat scandal.