Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙

Contract software developer. IoT and 3D printing fan.

Founder of @Dollars2Pounds @TinamousHQ and @ThingySticks.

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[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Nigel Farage's work over the last 11 weeks broken down:

- Parliamentary votes registered (including on immigration): 0

- Violent racial divisions stoked: 1

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

@JoJoFromJerz That's way worse than us Brits did back in 1814...

Guess that's off the hook now then, we can probably stop blaming Canada for it as well now...

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

My day went from frustrating to excitement with one simple email from @CambJunction!

Transvision Vamp / @THEWENDYJAMES are playing at The Junction in October!

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

@AmazonHelp Delays I get, they're annoying.

Me paying £20 for a scheduled delivery and then messing my day around for it to not arrive is frustrating.

If I'd not paid £20, it might still have delivered by 7pm today.

Email implying it was my fault for not being in is insulting!

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

6 years ago I purchased a portable aircon from @AmazonUK they completely failed to deliver it, it then took ~1 month until they finally delivered it.

Today I had a scheduled delivery 11am to 3pm for an new one, at 2:50 they we're a good 30 minutes & 6 stops away....

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

Lets hope it doesn't take them a month to actually deliver this one this time!

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

Come 3:10 I get a "sorry we missed you" notification that they've failed to deliver it because the driver didn't want to leave it unattended.

Clearly they missed the window and just gave up on it. Properly insulting to get the email blaming me for their failure though.

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

The new series of Breaking Bad looks amazing!

[Chris Cristi @abc7chriscristi]

GARDEN GROVE: OCFA Hazmat team is currently transferring liquid into large IBC tanks

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

@dandouglas Just down the road from a Greggs, that's got to account for half the value of the property!

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

Me: Hmmm, those tails TO the meter look a little strange....

2 photos later.

Me: Hmm, lots of overhead wires and lights and lots of pots for plants without plants....

Ohhhhhh............ well that explains the electrics!

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

when you see a guide price of £5k you just gotta scroll through the photos, this one does not disappoint https://t.co/2IP2mb4WvE

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

Science is hard. You have to prove it, test it, and reproduce the results.

Pseudoscience is easy. Make it up. Add fear. Watch it spread.

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

Dances like me!

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

@sendcutsend

[Rik_W 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇱🇩🇪🇮🇪 @Rik_w2010]

BREAKING: And another one gone!

Reform’s Cambridge County Councillor Andy Osbourne has quit after being convicted of electoral offences. A by-election will now have to be held in Wisbech to replace him.

https://t.co/WBSc7he7Ub

[Tolly 🐢💨 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇨🇦🇮🇪 @TollytB]

We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"

You said, "Small boats."
🐢💨

[Stephen Harrison [email protected] 💙 @BookSwapSteve]

Owwww isn't Mixed Nuts so cute!

[ꪆৎ @fairiehaze]

you have to name him the last thing you ate

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

🚨BREAKING🚨
Keir Starmer once reclined his seat on a short-haul flight.

In other news Nigel Farage has received a £5m gift, a house, helicopter flights, a Maldives trip and been accused of throwing an election for £1m.

Here's Sam Coates with more on the reclined seat scandal.