BowTiedRegal

Curious but always composed. 2x Founder and risk enthusiast.

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@CoinbaseDuck Leave them on for early october 👀

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@NightOwlCapital True

[BowTiedBull.eth - Read Pinned or NGMI @BowTiedBull]

Getting fit is much easier than getting rich. Significant improvement is seen in 3 months

Look around at how many people are slobs

Now tell them 3-years for a business

Just solved why vast majority NGMI

3 years is nothing compared to 30+ years slaving but oh well.

[meowphasaurus @meowphasaurus]

Upgraded integrator fee module over the last few days, audit is now wrapped: report to follow soon. 0 critical, 0 high. LFG!

Designing Boardwalk was a bitch.

Spent hundreds of hours in a 10x10 room with whiteboards and nothing else on the walls. A standing desk that never got plugged in, because I was completely locked the fuck in.

Boardwalk is our best work yet. We’ve been building as a team for 5+ years in DeFi. Innovating and exploring new ways of doing something onchain, every time.

The path here was long, hard and would have broken most people.

We’ve seen countless builders and teams come and go over the last half-decade+. Some burned out, others got rich and became lazy. Few remain and even fewer at the same protocol or with the same team. It’s an entirely new landscape.

Our team’s longevity and proof-of-work is one of our greatest strengths. We’ve been through everything you could imagine - and more - and we’re still here, still building.

Many of the same people who supported us years ago remain today. To everyone who has supported us over the years, thank you.

To the BMX stakers with tons of multiplier points representing their loyalty over time, thank you. To CBV and Base for backing us, the anon team with a wrapped sandwich at the time, thank you.

Boardwalk is our gift to all of you.

We can’t promise or guarantee its success, but I can tell you we’ve given it our all. Every ounce of every person on our team has been poured into Boardwalk.

We can’t wait to welcome you.
We’ve got a role for everyone.

Onchain Starts Here: useboardwalk(.)com

[meowphasaurus @meowphasaurus]

Here, this may help you understand the significance of @useboardwalk and $BMX:

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@meowphasaurus @useboardwalk @sherlockdefi Congrats!!

[meowphasaurus @meowphasaurus]

ZERO HIGH OR CRITICAL ISSUES FOUND ON AUDIT OF @useboardwalk.

@sherlockdefi doesn't mess around, either.

[meowphasaurus @meowphasaurus]

The moment you realize $BMX is the protocol token of @useboardwalk and it’s mcap&fdv are $1.7m or so…

zero emissions, renounced contract, 60%+ staked, and vote-directs 70% of platform fees.

you awake?

[meowphasaurus @meowphasaurus]

.@UseBoardwalk is a permissionless onchain protocol for launching, building, and participating in token economies.

Issuers create a launch, define its rules up front, and auction a new token under visible mechanics. If the auction reaches its graduation threshold, the raised asset pairs with the token supply to seed permanently locked liquidity, and the token moves into a live market. If the threshold isn't met, contributors can claim a full refund.

The protocol runs launches end-to-end in one place: auction, liquidity seeding, LP participation, fee routing, and community growth tools. Issuers choose between two launch paths — Express, a 24-hour auction with streamlined defaults, and Advanced, a 7-day auction with configurable vesting, multiple fee recipients, and an optional referrer.

Tokens launched through Boardwalk include fee protections at the token level. The swap fee equivalent is embedded directly in the token contract, protecting token economies from opportunistic LP extraction. Once the launch is live, established fee percentages are immutable by design.

Boardwalk is also a place where the people who support a launch come together. Café Boardwalk, a public web forum tied to every launch on the protocol, gives contributors, issuers, and third-party supporters — liquidity providers, growth contributors, security reviewers, treasury-management services, and public-good contributors — a built-in space to ask questions, post updates, and coordinate. The Café is a discussion surface, not an onchain mechanism: participation there does not change launch rules, fee routing, or vesting.

BMX is Boardwalk's non-inflationary protocol token. Staking BMX creates an active governance role: each weekly epoch, stakers vote on how a designated share of protocol fees should be routed. Voting is winner-take-all across four options — BMX Buy & Burn, Route to Treasury, Perma-Lock BMX/WETH liquidity, and Route to BMX Stakers — with votes in one epoch directing the fees collected in the next. BMX is also used for consumption across Boardwalk, such as for community signaling (Upvote and Downvote) and for certain launch-creation actions; burned BMX is permanently removed from supply.

Boardwalk is initially being deployed across Ethereum, Base, Fraxtal, and Katana. Beta Access expected on 5/13 for Boardwalk Club NFT holders, subject to change pending audit timeline. Full launch to follow a period of Beta Access. Mint info below.

tldr: Boardwalk is the first fee-protected ecosystem for community centered token economies.

[Boardwalk @useboardwalk]

Boardwalk exits it's stealth phase, revealing itself as a community centered fee-protection protocol for launching and participating in token economies.

Backed by @cbventures, Boardwalk will launch first on @Ethereum, @Base, @Katana, and @Fraxfinance .

https://t.co/TlR3EJMKlF

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@NightOwlCapital Most positive to anxiety attack: okay > kk > ok > k

[meowphasaurus @meowphasaurus]

We will begin phase one of our GTM for @useboardwalk on 4/22/26.

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@Tradermayne Read the “shadow slave” webnovel, it’ll hit even harder

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@BowTiedBull We launched an electrolyt brand (https://t.co/SjA5LAcYZN) last year and it’s been killing it both in retail and ecom. So much demand

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@CoinbaseDuck @coinbase I would love to participate more in the Coinbase ecosystem, but I feel like in Europe the rewards are not allowed. I'm not sure if we can even get collateralized loans here.

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@NightOwlCapital Your employees reading this tweet: 👁️👄👁️

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

Think there’s a nice balance to be found where you don’t hide your success (by enjoying it together) but still keep some things to yourself. Hide too much and it will make for a difficult life with too many lies. Show too much and risk losing it all if the marriage ever goes wrong.

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@BowTiedIguana @BadInvestr It’s scary to open up to her because it makes you vulnerable. That said, if you truly love her then you should consider her as your partner in crime. Makes life so much nicer being able to discuss the highs and the lows with someone you trust. For me that’s what marriage is about

[BowTiedRegal @BowTiedRegal]

@BowTiedIguana @BadInvestr Not with you on this one man. If you can���t tell your wife then you truly are not a team, that’s a marriage set up for failure. Have a good prenup but celebrate wins together and be fair if towards her. If she supported you on the way up, that’s worth something.

[Grant Lannin @retirementkeys]

Core thing i learned on Runescape was that the rich people did different shit

And once you figured out what that shit was, you could then just participate in it assuming you had the skills to do so

And the best part was the rich people didn’t give a fuck who you were. If you were actually good & helpful, they were actually ECSTATIC to see/meet/find you. “Oh thank god, another sentient guy who gets it in a sea of hopeless retards”

Then u could just jump in & make friends. And everyone wanted to get better & u were in perpetual friendly comp but abundance-based comp where u all helped each other out & everyone who proved competence/dependability was involved & helping & benefiting

Ty runescape