Toya Caleen 👽

Same panic, different disco

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Important announcement: We're designating the northern cardinal as the best holiday season bird. It just makes sense and we won't be taking any questions at this time. Thank you.

[Lee Brontide @AmmoniteInk]

I see we're doing the "parental estrangement" discourse again.

As a therapist I've been with many many client's who made the decision to stop having their parents in their lives.

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

Whewwww adulting gets more and more GHETTO everyday

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Abortions in the 3rd trimester are almost always done for fetal anomalies. There is no 39 week “I’m bored so I’m having an abortion” abortion. These procedures are $20k plus. Seriously. Stop fetishizing the fetus.

[「Zephyrs's」 @wehpudicabok]

I say this without exaggeration: this will get kids killed

[andy @heyitsandy_]

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

It is fucking bonkers.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

customers really come up to me and ask "when this whole covid thing gonna be over?" Lmfao bro idk let me go ask my manager

[GL @gldivittorio]

If I tweet more than three times in a day know that I am spiraling, enjoy the tweets, but just know that

[Toya Caleen 👽 @BoxOfToyos]

I love seeing my dogs get excited about a little snow 😊

[R(R) @real1800splurge]

13 year old me would think current me is cool as fuck. thats all that matters fr

[Bryan Dechart @BryanDechart]

I don't know who needs to hear this; I feel compelled to write it: You are worthy of love, you deserve to be treated with respect and you are entitled to your human dignity. Life will return your kindness with kindness and the empathy you share with others will come back to you.

[chrysoprase queen @anahatasol]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[Toya Caleen 👽 @BoxOfToyos]

I got fired through a text on my day off...It's hard being a bad bitch 😂

[Toya Caleen 👽 @BoxOfToyos]

I have a new pet spider and I'm obsessed with her 😍

[Kiera Please @Kieraplease]

Black nerdy girls deserve recognition and love too ♥️

[Justice Domingo @JusticeDomingo]

A reminder that all this shit is fake. So just do whatever makes you happy every day. We waste so much life being stressed about shit that I promise you, does not matter.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whale urge to consume 16 tons of plankton every day