Don Mayer

Crotchety old man in training. Dungeon Master. Owlbear Enthusiast. I tweet about dumb stuff. He/Him.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

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@UsherNBA Ralph Sampson

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@roguecaliber @spevna The one being built in Orlando looks awesome:

https://t.co/aucpRycT2M

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@FantasyGrounds2 in Call of Cthulhu when the GM randomly asks you to make a Sanity check.

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@spevna @roguecaliber Isn't there a Donkey Kong mine cart ride in Japan too, or is that one only coming to Florida?

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@Kofie There is only one real answer:

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@thehouseofbob @GguildRp Not Bad. Needs a recharge ability called 11 Herbs and Spices. Perhaps some sort of disabling AoE.

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@ginger_gm Those Bishops have him pinned down like an Altar Boy. So let's call it "The Coverup."

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@chesscom RIP PCL

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@Bulwark_Shield It's a big, dumb fantasy Khopesh. (which itself was kind of an axe-sword)

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@brfootball The Champions League is great, but the Stanley Cup Playoffs is the best competition ever.

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@DnDSesame Antarctica is way bigger.

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@redwyrmofficial The Dungeon Master's job is to make losing as fun as possible for everyone at the table.

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@MarkMeredith Sometimes I don't even give the monster a stat block at all. I just think of some stuff for it to do that seems fun and appropriate and let it go.

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@goodtimesociety @thedungeonrun @Chaosium_Inc @thebeccascott @thekatiemichels @SurenaXMarie @itsKariLee @jessicaparsons The Dungeon Run: Miskatonic Edition.

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@robertashley I'm glad I survived until the pinnacle of human/canine achievement.

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@MorganPeteBrown Can't wait til he gets to this scene:

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@SoccerMomSyd Reprimanding? It looks like you're doing a magic trick with him.

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@NMEyay

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Not usually one to count these sorts of things, but it's a nice, round number. It has been 100 days sober for me since my health issues started in October.

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@NMEyay He forgot "ripping off the Nats with the MASN deal" in his priorities, but yeah, the Angelos family is trash and has been for decades. How did they and Dan Snyder end up ruining two franchises in such close proximity to one another simultaneously?