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Tweets are my own and should never be taken seriously 🤪

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God knew I’d be too powerful with a flat stomach and healthy romantic relationships

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@dreamskyrivera I thought this was Taylor and matty at first 😭😭

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what it feels like when taylor sings the lyrics “good boy, that’s right”

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I love this bc she literally has veneers

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me outside electric lady studios

[Jim Osman @EdgeCGroup]

Man sets himself on fire in NYC? WTH? https://t.co/7MotdtlnRn

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folklore is a gateway drug

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swiftiedom should be documented in the diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders

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I hope Lana accepts her first Grammy wearing her Waffle House uniform

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@Salazar18Sydney thank u

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hi girlie pop beauty queens - remember to put your money into a high yield savings account and consolidate any debt to a 0% APR credit card. love you!!! routing for you!!!!!

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Now feels like the right time to remind everyone Elon Musk has more children than Nick Cannon.

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@Salazar18Sydney we do have the talent 👀

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@LocalJess I went on a second date with a guy and he told me he took a quiz online that told him he was autistic, then proceeded to tell me I should get tested too 💀

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Why am I the only bitch smiling and pointing my toes in my group fitness jazzercise class, I thought nyc was the city of ✨DREAMS✨

[Vaughn @vfshultz]

Waiting for LabQ Results (Taylor’s Version)

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@nomodernmystery Thank you.

[lizard queen @haley_kat_]

can’t believe that everyone’s mental state for the next couple months (including mine) is going to be determined by a 24 yr old from New Zealand

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men who are a software engineer on hinge but a customer service rep on LinkedIn... jail