Brian Hartung

Software Developer. Co-Creator of Small Humans. Fitness Enthusiast. Lousy Golfer. Proud Geek. He/Him.

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@SamSykesSwears That’s the trouble with dribbles

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@11W We’re playing like Texas in the first half. Look for us to right the ship like they eventually did.

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@SamSykesSwears HeadEx: when it absolutely, positively has to be there on time

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@DrMJMrBoh What's perhaps more surprising is that no one mentioned the typo in the first sentence

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@SamSykesSwears Love this kind of stuff. It’s as if Fantasy and The Onion got together for one drunken, sweaty night and 9 months later squoze (sic) out one of my favorite follows

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@SamSykesSwears Or as the kids call it: the canny valley

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@martinwoodward Genius move while it’s still a precious commodity. We technoplebs can only dream for now (so long as we don’t exceed 300 premium requests)

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@rickbrewPDN @whatifmiles I’m giving this person the benefit of the doubt that it was intended to be some sort of witty derivative of “almost sounds too good to be true!” but it fell a bit flat and turned into an exchange of schoolyard caliber insults. Sometimes the written word just doesn’t suffice.

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@nickchapsas I still won’t actually but it’s good to know I could now 😂

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@aSteveCleary I’m a dark mode all the things kind of guy but I do believe that often it presents better in light mode.

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@csharpfritz @aspiredotdev Freshly mown grass, bread right out of the oven, your newborn baby’s head…all fine smells but nothing compared to the smell of cracking open that big white box and fishing out that latest NT 4.0 SP1 disk. Maybe even with a SQL Server 6.5 chaser.

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@james_mtc @housecor Love scrumfall. We call it waterfail or fragile.

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@shanselman I don’t like to rawdog a regex while sitting comfortably at my desk with all the online reference options at my disposal let alone while trying to restart the engines at 30,000 ft…

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@SamSykesSwears Never drink the paint. Rookie mistake.

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@jsnover This reminded me of the famous Phil Karlton quote:

“There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors”

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@AstraKernel @vxunderground Thank god they didn’t have to center a div. The IP never would have gotten “unlocked”…

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@SamSykesSwears Oh right. Rudy

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@SamSykesSwears Next I suppose you’ll tell us Samwise Gamjee was in it, too

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@SamSykesSwears Holden McCock, is that you?