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Ever since I was a lower case g

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@agraybee The Jedi want to bring balance to the force. So wouldn't that be 50/50 Jedi and Sith rather than the Jedi stacking the deck in their favor?

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@leilarahimi https://t.co/ImwzVVT2NA

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

STEINER MATH PROVES MICHIGAN HAS A 133⅓% CHANCE TO DESTROY UCONN TONIGHT!

You see, you got the #1 seed Michigan Wolverines men’s basketball, the BIG DOGS, the TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN.
going up against UConn Huskies.

Now normally, that’s a 50/50 shot at best of winning it all.

BUT YOU AIN’T DEALING WITH NORMAL. YOU’RE DEALING WITH THE #1 SEED!

So you add 25% for being the best team in the damn tournament. NOW YOU’RE AT 75%!

BUT WAIT A MINUTE!

UConn walks in thinking they’re tough, thinking they’re built for March, BUT THEY AIN’T BUILT LIKE MICHIGAN!

So you take their confidence, their “championship DNA”,
AND YOU SUBTRACT 33 1/3%…

NOW YOU GOT MICHIGAN AT 108 1/3% CHANCE OF RUNNING THEM STRAIGHT OUT THE GYM!

AND THEN YOU FACTOR IN THE BIG 10 GRIND, THE SIZE, THE PHYSICALITY,
THE FACT THEY BEEN WHOOPIN TEAMS ALL YEAR LONG!

YOU ADD ANOTHER 25% JUST FOR THAT!

NOW YOU LOOKIN AT A 133 1/3% CHANCE OF AN ABSOLUTE ASS WHOOPIN!

THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE.
AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR UCONN TONIGHT

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@AdamSchefter How will this affect his draft status?

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@OTD_in_WWE @_SgtSlaughter @GeneralAdnanWWE Was that Heenan bring pro Hogan at the end?

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@TheRealAD26 @shane_riordan I'd take Wayne all day every day

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@grotesports Bears van is on its way

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@danwiederer Momentum, let's go

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@ruthiepolinsky Is that momentum?

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@Metra is there a weekday schedule for which line and time the holiday train will be in use?

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@LeBatardShow
Didn't think the Panthers are in Chicago now

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@grotesports Defense needs to run laps during halftime

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@ChrisRongey During the field goal attempt, the ball will just vanish

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@ChrisRongey I was in Indy for Bears Colts last season. Same thing and didn't matter as Bears lost. Bears are great at losing home games

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@grotesports they switched the puzzle!

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@ChrisRongey Wake me up when a Bears draft pick for '25 does something

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@ChrisRongey Did they drink RC yet?

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@shane_riordan Mister Hardman, sir

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@grotesports Dang Soldier Field turf

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@Montreal_Expos DeShields, Grissom, Colon, and Oh Henry

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@FSKPart3 Would be better if you didn't go to Benet. Go Sox!