Chougs

I'm a dad, Arsenal supporter, a brother, a buddy, joker, pickle, 6 eggs, clove of garlic, mix together, place in a tray and bake for 30 minutes

[Chougs @CChougs]

@_ArsenalMuse Yes. Yes I was

[LONDON IS RED 🔴⚪ @ToxicGoonerHQ]

Unpopular opinion: If Roman Abramovich didn't walk through that door in 2003, Chelsea would currently be bouncing between the Championship and League One like Portsmouth. You aren't a big club, you’re a 20-year lottery experiment that's finally running out of funds.

[Robson786 @crouchie786]

Forget 'Set Piece FC', Arsenal have won the title without '115 charges' lurking in the margins like Man City, without buying their own women's team like Chelsea, without petro-dollars behind them. That should be celebrated, writes IAN HERBERT

[Robson786 @crouchie786]

Elite Cheats! @ChelseaFC have brought the game into disrepute!
More accurately its last owner did!

[Uncle Chu @datchuguyy]

“Chelsea weren’t an elite football club but elite cheats. Roman Abramovich has shown that the football club cheated repeatedly to win tournaments. It has actually been proven”

Simon Jordan

[Craig @ScottyBoyAFC]

We all need to get behind this.

[Chougs @CChougs]

@DarrenArsenal1 I really hope so. I had a video mishap and missed the bus going by. If there’s a vid of me and my 6 year old from the bus instead it’ll cheer me up. Thanks for the response

[Chougs @CChougs]

@DarrenArsenal1 hi Darren. You seem like a good person to ask. There was a camera on the side of the parade bus. Do you know if that footage will be released?

[Chougs @CChougs]

Nice little analogy: Chickens don’t fly with the eagles. They point and mock from the ground watching things they can’t do #COYG #londonisred

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[DAZN Fútbol @DAZNFutbol]

LA CELEBRACIÓN MÁS GRANDE DE LA HISTORIA EN INGLATERRA 🤯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

La Policía Metropolitana de Londres confirma que más de 1,5M de personas han acudido a la rua del título de Premier League del Arsenal 🏆

#PremierLeagueDAZN ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Chougs @CChougs]

@SuhaibHashim_ Salute to Rocky 🫡

[Chougs @CChougs]

@GeoffArsenal I can imagine the price on those

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

🚨 Hi everyone. To celebrate Arsenal’s title win I'll be giving away THREE 'Champions' prints by the brilliant @matthewjiwood to three random winners

- Simply repost this to enter

Winners picked on Saturday.

(If you're not feeling lucky the prints - and loads of others - can be found here: https://t.co/718xYZwECf)

[Chougs @CChougs]

@DailyAFC The next time someone draws Qarabag 😂😂😂

[Chougs @CChougs]

@thedavidseaman There is ❤️🤍

[Chougs @CChougs]

unite us, galvanise us from top to bottom and pushing our club on to be champions again. Your hate has fuelled and will continue to fuel us.
Up the Arsenal, thank you Mr Arteta, big love to all the players and staff. Let the cycle of fresh achievements begin!
#gooner4life

[Chougs @CChougs]

Thanks for all the hate and banter. @Arsenal are on top and we’re not gonna get worse, only better. Sorry. Premier league champions 25/26. To be continued…..
🔴⚪️ #COYG #champions

[Chougs @CChougs]

and more.
The second group of people I think of are all of the haters, people who laughed, pundits with agendas, clubs that break the rules, people with anti-Arsenal syndrome and those who have no idea what banter is when directing hate towards our club. Thank you for helping