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@mizabitha @merrittk Iggy Pop's less successful single "Lust For Chads"

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Happy F’Them Kids Day.
Film: Century of the Dragon [1999]

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Just reinventing the Waymo

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NEW: Yueban recently launched a $4,000 self-driving toilet.

Xiaoban is an autonomous mobile toilet that drives to people with limited mobility, handles cleaning, and returns to dock on its own.

• Summoned by remote control or offline voice commands
• Uses LiDAR, ultrasonic sensors, and cliff detection to avoid obstacles
• Built-in bidet, warm air drying, odor control, and UV sterilization
• Self-cleans with 360° flushing after use
• Can empty waste into a dock or transfer it into a regular toilet

FSD is starting to show up in unexpected categories 🚽

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@DopefishJustin Nice!

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@saraaa7447 The Ticketmaster app in Canada changes everything to French when I go looking for tickets in Montreal

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@DevonESawa That's how we roll

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@tubatron @Criminalsimpson Smithers! Hire this man immediately!

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@Criminalsimpson

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@woohootriviaCHI Did they pay the bear tax?

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STAR WARS poster by Noriyoshi Ohrai.

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@HeadExposure @JetKinen "That was my twin!" 😂

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lmao

[eilidh @telephonehigh]

phone-free concerts are classist as fuck and i’ll die on that hill

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Was happy to see my airplane meal included Lurpak spreadable butter (invented 1901), eh @MrJamesMay ?

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@Grady_Booch She's not very smart to begin with tbh

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@HeadExposure @joeyiwanaga When you said you were flying out here I had to give you massive props for the dedication 😎

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@ObsoleteSony This is the biz

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@Criminalsimpson One of the best Homer moments

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📺 Brand new episode hosted by @VictoriaCoren with @bellabellahull and @KarlTurnerMP tonight at 9pm on BBC One & iPlayer