Carl Laviolette

Seattle Native (Coffee Addict) || Running Enthusiast.

'A yawn is just a silent scream for coffee'.

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

@BrianBosak2 @quantumfiber Thanks for the suggestion. Worked for me in Seattle.

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

@quantumfiber No response from the DM either. This is honestly starting to feel like a scam at this point. Started the week wanting to try and find a fix to the Internet issues but now just want to cancel service (which you can't even do in the app) and be done with this mess.

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

@quantumfiber trying to get a hold of customer service for the past few days with no luck. Four hour hold time for phone CS, and getting automatically kicked from chat support...

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

Even Tesla understands that short shorts knows no bounds.

#shortshorts

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

@des_linden @runcamille @hansonsrun @usatf @urimiscott I feel like I'm witnessing an episode of Big Bang Theory's "Fun with Flags" where Sheldon makes some matter-of-fact rulebook statement and Amy has to put it into context for him.

[des_linden @des_linden]

Ayy! @brooksrunning coming through with the official, “Bourbon IS whiskey, Larry” tee. NEED one? Super simple, just give this a ReTweet and make sure you’re following me. I’ll pick 50 random winners on 2/20 and slide all the details into the DMs.

Cheers 🥃! #runhappy

[Brooks Running 💙 @brooksrunning]

We are excited to welcome World Indoor Bronze Medalist and 800M BEAST, @eSowinski to the @beaststc. Catch his big debut this Saturday in the @MillroseGames 800m. Good luck, Erik! #RunHappy

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

@runhannahfields How many has Ryon accumulated though? 😅

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Yesterday, marathoner Eliud Kipchoge became the first ever to break two hours. Today in Chicago, Brigid Kosgei set a new women’s world record. Staggering achievements on their own, they’re also remarkable examples of humanity’s ability to endure—and keep raising the bar.

[Kara Goucher @karagoucher]

I appreciate the interest in my reaction to the Salazar and Brown cases. I’d like to wait to share my thoughts until after the world championships so that the focus can be on the athletes competing there. Thank you for understanding.

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

Getting yelled at for using Lane 1 when doing a 400m repeat workout on the GL track by a guy walking clockwise on the inside lane is exactly how I love to spend my Friday evenings.

#tracketiquette (is dead).

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

@JessTonn Right?! It's pure madness to let such perfect opportunities to dab pass by!

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

If the BAA website is Middle Earth then the Boston Marathon wave start times schedule is Mordor... The struggle to get there was real.

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

Will there be any sort of runner tracking at the #RaleighHalf ? There are a number of runners aiming for the Olympic Trials standard I'd want to follow! @SirWalterRun

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

😂😂😂. Simple order of operations is applicable as weather conditions get colder:

Long Sleeve Shirt > Jacket > Beanie/Gloves > Pants.

Takes no less than a Level 5 Blizzard to reach the pants stage though.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Have you ever seen a man wearing shorts or flip-flops through the snow in the dead of winter? Us too. We try to understand their "reasoning." https://t.co/F4U1u6cdHC

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Bitch please

[Jessica McClain @JessTonn]

It makes all the difference in the 🌎 when you work w/ someone that believes in you. Jeff has been in my corner since 2005.

He helped me become a 4x Footlocker finalist & 14x state champ. Now I get to wear #TeamUSA on my chest at NACACs for the first time ever!
{📷: Sept ‘06}

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

Thank you to all the kind-hearted Burke Gilman bicyclist souls who cover their lights as they pass so that I don't trip over myself in a hot mess as my eyes readjust to the darkness and despair that is Seattle Winter!

[Carl Laviolette @CLLaviolette]

@JessTonn @N_Piliusina Did she tell her about a fantastic podcast called Single in Seattle?

[Allan Laviolette @AllanPark30]

Excited to get this off-season going with @gameptperform #trainrecoverrepeat #andalsoallan @ O2 Fitness Clubs https://t.co/syBjeaeNB6