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@EndWokeness “You’re scoffing and laughing at ME…? A SENATOR?!? Wow…just wow.”
Aaaand…. scene!!

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@ADRoblesMedia @BonifaceOption But don’t forget the second part: if you do it, but don’t post video of it on social media - you didn’t do it.

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@BonifaceOption

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@LostMyHats @Mish_K_ Yea verily by this post hath thou loosed the chains of the gates of Reddit and now reap the full wrath of midwit Judeo-Atheism.

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@jchasedavis If you do, get:
A used bike
Training-MSF course at minimum
Gear- helmet, gloves, boots, armored jacket+pants
Your Attitude Right - you’re invisible and you NEVER have the right-of-way and you MUST work toward mastering the machine

Like a firearm, it’s not for the indifferent

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@BonifaceOption Reaching 2026 and still going to Panera Bread AND being surprised that it’s awful - may be a sign you need a nap, better male friends, or a run of Ivermectin.

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@GeraldoRivera The good news is that you’re not dead. I probably would’ve answered “I think so…” if I had been asked yesterday. The bad news is that your takes are still hot garbage.

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@IndyPilgrim @Protestia Get some rest, Adam.

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@LostMyHats Am I outta line suggesting that, after being greeted, warmly welcomed, accepted and befriended, a stranger ought to assume the understanding of the Confederate flag he was force-fed by The World might just be inaccurate or at least incomplete?

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@TBush1689 @SoteriologyA1 @intj68 No, He just has “Middle Knowledge”, Tim. We know this conclusively cuz reasons.

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@_whatisaname_ @LostMyHats Our weapon is fear, fear and surprise; our TWO weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency..; our THREE weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope..;

I’ll come in again.

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@YourCalvinist Yes you did.

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@MarcusGustavus Just yesterday I saw one with a ladder rack on it AND it was carrying a ladder. I wondered if the ladder/rack combo was made by Carhartt.

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@CallahanAutoCo @ScottJenningsKY @CitizenFreePres Thanks for a no-kiddin’ belly laugh. 👍

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@LloydLegalist Just remember to never exceed the 2-cookie Fig Newton serving size.

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@JohnKasich I’m so sorry this happened to you.

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@Mach2222 @JoelWebbon @LostMyHats @TuckerCarlson You didn’t ask me, but one caution I’d offer is to avoid “Red Letterism” wherein you embrace the idea that “Jesus didn’t say that, Paul/John/Matthew said that”. Jesus “said” it all - all scripture is “breathed out” by God.

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@EyeOnStalk @nytimes @TheAthletic Or on “Adultery Pride” Night.
Or on “Celebrate Drunkenness” Night.

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@mralangentry @PerfInjust @New_Christendom @crechurches If those families persist they should receive a full disadulation.

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@j_bambrick Beautifully articulated, Pastor Bambrick.