Richard Cook

social media lead @monzo | he / him |

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

🛟 DROPPING SOME LIFEBOATS 🛟

You can find me on most other platforms, but I guess I'll be spending most time going forward on LinkedIn and T.hreads.

Same name/username. See you there 👋

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

@EnfieldCouncil my garden waste hasn't been collected two times in a row. what am i doing wrong???

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

@SeaPowerBand @Krankenhausfest @discoelysium surely Great Skua / No Man Is... surely!

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

I'll save you a click: it's 1 then 2 then 3 then 4 then 5 then 6 then 7

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

‘What is the charge?! Shouting ‘bread’?! A succulent garlic bread?!’

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Drake rn:

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

trying to see if my son is the reincarnation of a famous historical figure by occasionally referring to him by name as such. "welcome back, Henry VIII" - that kinda thing.

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

@chortle bit of a wordy title for a play

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

@BBCNews Swindon

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

@Spotify oppa gangnam style!

[tablehogs @tablehogs]

Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year board gamer. You just watched SUSD’s Heat review, so now you think push-your-luck racing is peak design. That’ll last until next month, when Ark Nova convinces you every game needs three tracks moving in opposite directions.

Then you’ll watch Tom Vasel, start claiming Terraforming Mars needs better graphic design, and throw around terms like "multi-use card depth" and "engine builder."

Until one day, you sit down, play Carcassonne, and realize — board gaming was never about deck-building, engine efficiency, or asymmetric factions. It's about wanting to punch your friend in the face because he stole your farmland.

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

A good time to remind everyone that The Sims 1 originally came with a list of recommend reading, so don't even THINK about loading into Create-a-Sim until you've read Notes on the Synthesis of Form by Christopher W. Alexander

[Zeek @zeekcodes]

“Sign in with Google” is such a life saver man.

I see “Sign in with Google” and be like "Hell yeah, thank you, God bless" every single time.

[dj tsunderesaurus rex @lizardmancer]

GORDON RAMSAY (failing to understand the concept of death): what are you doing mate? you're stiff a fucking board [clapping in front of corpse's face] wake up sleeping beauty its time to fucking cook! [sarcastically checks pulse] unbelievable. never seen somebody behave this way.

[Godspeed You Black Tamperer (ft Maya) @twlldun]

There is nobody on earth operating at this high level. Nobody. This is like Picasso. Shakespeare. Mozart. Brando.

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

what the person opposite me on the overground sees when I'm doing my morning meditation

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

@MeridianWater "Sebastian Slidesworth"

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

my "I am no longer injecting my son's blood" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the tweet

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

I am no longer injecting my son's blood.

I've upgraded to something else: total plasma exchange.

Steps:
1. Take out all blood from body
2. Separate plasma from blood
3. Replace plasma with 5% albumin & IVIG

Here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it?
🧵

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Love the way people get on a train like they’re never got on a train or even seen a train or people or been outside before

[Richard Cook @cookywook]

the prince charles cinema may have done irreparable damage to my neck over the decks but I will fight tooth and nail to defend it