Charles Reed

I’ll do the Chicago promenade.

[Charles Reed @C_Murda41]

@BakerBroadcast @Coachmikewho @JClarkNBCS Good point, it’s a well known fact that 95% of baseball fans are in sales related jobs

[Charlie @StyledApe]

A straight alpha like me only watches Drag Race for the hot girls that show up once all those gay guys finally leave

[Charles Reed @C_Murda41]

Kash Patel is Sean McVays Wario

[Charles Reed @C_Murda41]

I’ve seen enough, free Sherrone Moore.

[Charles Reed @C_Murda41]

@Buppy9999 Even if what you’re implying was true, why would you rather your kid have a chance of dying from a preventable disease than have autism?

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Enes Kanter and Royce White are reportedly dating, per @TMZ_Sports

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

My dad was a public school teacher; and he always said the toughest parts of the job were:

1. Having to pay for your own classroom chalk, and
2. Performing gender-reassignment surgeries during class hours w/out parents finding out.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has ruled in favor of Mitch McConnell, granting him an additional year of NCAA eligibility

[Charles Reed @C_Murda41]

@ClayTravis

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Browsing Tubi and found a video of my own funeral

[woodstock @keymayers]

no sé qué tiene el pochoclo en específico que me hace comer con el tipo de desesperación que solo se ve en las gallinas siendo alimentadas

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Doomsday looks amazing

[Charles Reed @C_Murda41]

@JackFritzWIP monitoring?

[Todd Zolecki @ToddZolecki]

The Phillies recalled RHP Alex McFarlane from Triple-A. RHP Alan Rangel optioned.

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

Cris Collinsworth: Raccoons kept getting my tomatoes. So I went out and bought a crossbow and a ghillie suit. I Camped out in my yard, blasted one at 3 AM, and displayed it as a warning. My neighbors called the ASPCA, so I have a court date next week.

Mike Tirico: Second down

[wint @dril]

just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs

[Paul Schofield @pschofie79]

“It sounds like somebody needs a little refresher on Zeus’s Law” —me, after being confronted at a dinner party by the host, who objects to my going through her medicine cabinet looking for pain killers.

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

“Homer would’ve hated Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

“Homer would’ve loved Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey”

Homer: “tell me more about these “femboys”

[T @dfwtee_]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped.

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege