"Harry, listen. If you ever remember anything I teach you, its that no amount of magic can put a man's brains back in his skull after you've put a .45 through it. I learned that in Kuwait."
A non-comprehensive list of Malfoid fics on X, in relatively correct order. (feel free to put any others in the comments):
Early Years:
https://t.co/0Pmmk6uCjN
https://t.co/Cl6tB4N3wM
Struggling with feelings:
https://t.co/lTVChzXESC
https://t.co/ApJcBTVlqF
https://t.co/PKhZqauhlm
Triwizard Tournament:
https://t.co/GGoIBUqnQS
Hogsmead Village:
https://t.co/OTcFhEXQdM
Dare to ask Malfoy:
https://t.co/MXOTGch6Np
https://t.co/cNOaROh5Im
Yule Ball:
https://t.co/JZvCVZDoyh
https://t.co/yozQcTAqr9
Umbridge Interrogation:
https://t.co/3HRdbiYJ9g
Felix Felicis:
https://t.co/Bc78AdP1nV
Sectumsempra:
https://t.co/Vw5ityk4ru (absolute gem)
https://t.co/B8VeE0Hzc9
https://t.co/rGWCPLD1n0
https://t.co/tBJITrqngW
On the Run:
https://t.co/rs7ohhHTRt
https://t.co/JEdwrPqVet
Room of Requirement:
https://t.co/2Y8bKt8A4N
Death of Dumbledore:
https://t.co/b7Ubk2FVHK (absolute gem)
https://t.co/utwR7XQ2LE
https://t.co/ia94drYq67
Final Stand:
https://t.co/0FAsoTLWyw
https://t.co/7desl8N6Qs
https://t.co/373Z1kz9rD
https://t.co/rOScYBcZNB
https://t.co/gkj0reyifl
https://t.co/Pti87Oc3DK
https://t.co/xLaqXXE3yB
https://t.co/CDvbhBjErc
Marriage and Family:
https://t.co/ue14031Ryt
https://t.co/0nZgIr5zeD
https://t.co/CgmYxUY9pG
Multi-Scene Works:
https://t.co/NEIORi23SB
https://t.co/x7LEHAA6Oz
https://t.co/ra1DEyQqt6
Honorable Mention Illustrated Scene:
https://t.co/quM2W6pl2q
Authors:
@HariSel57511397@Critical_Scribe@VladVoice@spookyh8r@Devon_Eriksen_@moonlightbro@Florida_Boi1@S_16135@SunshineSchmdt2@ZeldaZealot@nightowl_trades@NWBroJaneway@zer0chroma@theexileddraco@Aloofcannon@TheChroNikler@FunnyNameForMe1
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#HarryPotterAU
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I was in Afghanistan once, back in 1980. Soviet wizards fought like lions, Snape. I asked the Ministry for permission to use a "special spell," but they refused. And seven years later, I was fired for some, eh, excessive collateral damage. Good old days, huh
«ГАРРИ ВСЁ ПОТЕРЯНО, Я УЖЕ УТОПИЛ ДОББИ В КИСЛОТЕ И У НЕЁ ДАЖЕ МУСКУЛ НЕ ДРОГНУЛ, УЖЕ ДАЖЕ СНЕЙП ЗАРЖАЛ, А ОН НИ КОГДА НЕ УЛЫБАЯТСЯ, ГАРРИ СДЕЛАЙ ЧТО-НИБУДЬ ИЛИ МНЕ ПРИДЁТСЯ ОШТРАФОВАТЬ ГРИФФИНДОР И ДАТЬ ИМ 499999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ОЧКОВ»
A reminder to everyone: the character swap Draconia/Dracona/Dracora/Draceana Malfoy is FEMALE, she was born female, has always been female, and has a history of being female.
What that means is that she is allowed to use the girls restroom, because she's not a perverted weirdo.
This has been a public service Announcement. #Malfoid #HarryPotter