Maggie Gray ☕

No longer used, gone to bluer skies. #xodus

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@GimbalWalkTV I can see me in this video! Nearly missed my flight from this and delays at the passport kiosks but luckily my flight was delayed an hour. I don't think I've ever been that stressed flying.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@downdetector

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@AlisonGeorge10 @BootsUK @NHSEngland @DHSCgovuk I'm vaccinating in general practice. The number of people begging me for a vaccine has been astounding. People who live with immunocompromised people, carers and asthmatics mainly.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@TPP_SystmOne Still waiting...

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

Just want to scream into the void about how hard it is to cancel Fasthosts service. Been trying for a month and still no luck. AVOID! @FHTechTeam

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@dj_davepearce Can just about see myself! Great set, great day, not so great hearing damage.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@AldiUK What on earth have you done to the Dairyfine mini eggs? They're nowhere near as nice as they normally are. And, per gram, they're 0.00625p more expensive than the Cadbury version.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@anon_opin Of all the things that need a price cap, Pringles are far far down the list. Have you seen the price of bog roll these days?!

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@garryj99 @anon_opin My mum lives in Spain and no matter how many times she tries to explain El Gordo I just don't get it.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@fesshole I mean, it was a kind of leak, so he guessed half right.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@anon_opin Same as any names with the 'o' suffix: Damo, Robbo, Dave-o? I ran out of examples.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@ExcelHumor It's a great data storage medium for PowerBI.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@SavaKer24 @Lord_Sugar I like my cars builder proof, stops them getting stuck on scaffolding.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@guardian It'll match the small 'd' found elsewhere.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@NyetflixNoChill @fesshole He doesn't even carry a folding poop knife though, what an uncultured savage.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@fesshole Social media was shoehorned into my JD. IT = Social Media, obviously. I'm so tempted to accidentally post something rude so they actually get someone else to do it.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@anshubtle @VeritasMSYWu @ExcelHumor My colleagues: I didn't save my file and my computer crashed
Me: Did you save it to SharePoint/OneDrive?
Colleagues: No, on my desktop.
Me: Hopefully your lesson wasn't too time consuming

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@WebYoungling @ExcelHumor Incorrect, the drum warms up.

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@fesshole

[Maggie Gray ☕ @CaffeinatedMags]

@fesshole Once parked in a dogging hotspot for reasons unrelated to dogging. One of my colleagues started flashing the interior light to wind them up. It then escalated to him dropping trousers and swinging his knob about. The doggers quickly fled and left us in peace.